Sorority Operator
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 You're fighting a Sorority OperatorThis sorority girl is, like, so good at talking on two cell phones, a land line, a webcam, and texting all at the same time that the frat boys, like, hired her to be the communications center for the war effort? She can, like, have fifty distinct conversations, all without saying anything intelligent or interesting?
Hit Message(s):
She totally calls a beer bongadier over to shove nasty beer down your throat? Ow! Oof! Oof! Ooh! Ooh!(sleaze damage)
She totally calls her best friend to come kick you in the <forehead> with a high-heeled shoe? Eek! Eek! Eek! Ugh! Eek!
She, like, calls her boyfriend Chad to come hit you in the <forehead>? Oof! Ooh! Eek! Ugh! Oof!
She, like, ignores you and talks to someone on the phone, and the conversation is so inane it makes your brain bleed? Oof! Ouch! Argh! Ow! Ouch!
Critical Hit Message:
She, like, totally calls in a nearby infantry division to, like, pelt you with sake bombs and tequila grenades? You, like, get blown to smithereens? Ugh! Eek! Eek! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
She, like, ignores you and talks to her best friend about getting a mani-pedi?
She totally was going to make you do a beer bong, but she gives you a hard lemonade instead because beer is like, so gross?
She totally calls her best friend, but she doesn't answer, so she's totally not her best friend anymore? Wait, could you repeat that?
She, like, calls her boyfriend to come hit you, but she totally gets his voice mail?
Fumble Message:
She, like, totally was going to call in an attack but her stupid cell network totally dropped the call?
Occurs at The Battlefield (War Hippy Fatigues).
References
- The Sorority Operator's description is in Valspeak which is attributed to the stereotype of the Valley Girl.
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