Sonofa Beach

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Sonofa Beach
Location	The Lighthouse
Unlocks	During Mysterious Island Quest
Min Stat	0
Combat %	variable
Quests	Lighthouse Keeper's gunpowder
ML	171
Special adventures
Clover	none
Ultra Rare	none
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Sonofa Beach is located in The Lighthouse area of The Mysterious Island of Mystery. It can be reached during and after the Mysterious Island Quest, although for a few days after the release of NS13 you were able to access it by using Teleportitis. This was a bug reported fixed by Jick on June 25th.

Combat Adventures

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lobsterfrogman	Item Drops: None Quest Items: barrel of gunpowder Meat Drop: 78 Substat Gain: 42.75 Monster Level: 171 Moxie for No Hit*: 178 Hit Points: 190 Elemental Resistance: none Elemental Weakness: none Physical Resistance: none

Non-combat Adventures

A Latter-Day Litter Letter
A Latter-Day Litter Letter	Item Drops: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle, or empty Cloaca-Cola bottle and tattered scrap of paper, or empty Cloaca-Cola bottle and scroll of pasta summoning

Anchors Weigh
Anchors Weigh	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Strongness

Beach Blanket Yahtzee
Beach Blanket Yahtzee	Substat Gain: Gain 35 Cheek

Can't Beat the Evil Thing
Can't Beat the Evil Thing	Item Drops: empty Cloaca-Cola bottle

Dad-a-Chick
Dad-a-Chick	Note: Gives 5 turns of Missing Fingers

Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell
Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell	Substat Gain: Gain 100 Enchantedness Note: Lose 50 HP Note: If Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped this adventure is replaced by Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell If You're Listening.

Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell If You're Listening
Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell If You're Listening	Note: Occurs in place of Every Seashell Has a Story to Tell when Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet is equipped. Note: Grants a demon name for summoning.

Forget It
Forget It	Substat Gain: Gain 35 Strongness

Hippies Don't Surf
Hippies Don't Surf	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Cheek

Mystical Crap
Mystical Crap	Substat Gain: Gain 30 Enchantedness

One Man's Treasure
One Man's Treasure	Item Drops: 3 valuable trinkets

Save the Texas Prairie Chicken
Save the Texas Prairie Chicken	Item Drops: wool hat

The Wake-Up Call of Kermithulhu
The Wake-Up Call of Kermithulhu	Substat Gain: Gain 35-45 Enchantedness

The Walking-Stick Rebellion
The Walking-Stick Rebellion	Item Drops: 3 strawberries

We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun
We Apologize To Our English Players For the Lameness of the Pun	Item Drops: 3 bottles of rum, 3 lemons, 3 limes

What a Maroon
What a Maroon	Item Drops: goatskin umbrella

Zerg Rush
Zerg Rush	Note: Lose 50% - 100% of max HP

References

• The title of this location is a play on the expression "Son of a Bitch." There was also a short-lived TV series by the name "Son Of The Beach", which was produced by shock-jock Howard Stern.