SongBoom™ BoomBox

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SongBoom™ BoomBox
SongBoom™ BoomBox

It's a box, it booms. Apparently, the batteries are eternal, because once you turn it on, it just keeps going, and going, and going...

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

Plays a Soundtrack for your Life
Let's[sic]? you Sing Along during Fights


(In-game plural: SongBoom™ BoomBoxes)
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Item number: 9919
Description ID: 898864226
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Obtained From

Items
SongBoom™ BoomBox Box (June 2018 item of the month)

When Used

Takes you to Choose a Soundtrack

Notes

Offers five songs, each with a different passive effect and unique consumable item that may sometimes drop after combat. A consumable item drops at the end of every 11th combat victory; free fights do not increment this counter.

While a song is playing, also grants the combat skill Sing Along (0 MP), usable once per combat, which has a different effect depending on the current song.

Songs can be changed up to 11 times per day, and do not reset at Rollover. They do, however, reset on Ascension.

  • Eye of the Giger: +1 Spooky Damage per Level
    • Sing Along: Drains HP and MP by 5% of maximum HP and gives +2-3 substats after combat
    • Nightmare Fuel: Size-1 spleen item. Grants one "charge" expended either to give one free rest at your Campground or to cleanse two additional points of evil when defeating a monster in the Undefile the Cyrpt Quest.
  • Food Vibrations: +30% Food Drops, 3-5 MP Regeneration per Adventure
    • Sing Along: The next spell cast deals additional damage
    • Special Seasoning: When eating food, one is consumed, giving 1 Adventure and ~10 of each substat
  • Remainin' Alive: +1 Damage Reduction per Level
  • These Fists Were Made for Punchin': +1 Weapon Damage per Level
  • Total Eclipse of Your Meat: +30% Meat Drops
    • Sing Along: Adds 25 to the monster's base meat drop, affected by bonus Meat Drops
    • Gathered Meat-Clip: Gives 420-620 Meat

Is automatically placed in your inventory for you at the beginning of your run, with the message:

Turns out that the SongBoom™ BoomBox isn't the soundtrack of your life, it's the soundtrack of your lives!
Songboombox.gifYou acquire an item: SongBoom™ BoomBox

Messages

After combat, with a song playing, the following message appears:

Songboombox.gif
You catch a line from the song playing on your SongBoom™ BoomBox:

"<Line from the currently playing song>"

The chosen line increments after each turn spent (so free fights repeat the same line and non-combats cause you to skip lines). The lyrics for each of the songs are:

  • Eye of the Giger:
Risin' up, tent-acles and feet
Creepy time, strikes my fancy
Went the distance, now I'm back on my feet
Just a man and his will to unnerve
So many times, it happens too fast
You trade your passion for gory
Don't lose your grip on nightmates of the past
You must fight just to keep them alive
It's the eye of the giger, it's the thrill of the fright
Risin' up to the challenge of our rival
And the last known survivor watches on with a fright
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the Giger
Face to face, with alien feet
Lookin' tough, lookin' scary
They stack the veins 'till you're scared off your feet.
For the kill with the skill to survive
It's the eye of the Giger, it's the dream full of fright
Risin' up to the challenge of bizzare, oh!
And the last known survivor watches on with a fright
And he's watchin' us all with the eye of the Giger
The eye of the Giger
The eye of the Giger
The eye of the Giger
The eye of the Giger
  • Food Vibrations:
I, I love the flavorful food they makes,
And the way the terroir plays upon the taste,
I hear the sound of a gentle chew,
On the wind that lifts aroma through the air.
I'm pickin' up food vibrations
It's giving me excitations
I'm pickin' up food vibrations (Oom bop, bop, food vibrations)
Food's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
It's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Close my eyes
It's somehow closer now
Gently sniff, I know it must be good
When I look in the pot
It takes me to a flavor world
I'm pickin' up food vibrations (Oom bop, bop, food vibrations)
Food's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
She's giving me excitations(Oom bop, bop, excitations)
Food food food food vibrations (Oom bop, bop)
It's giving me excitations (Oom bop, bop, excitations)
  • Remainin' Alive:
Well you can tell by the way I hold my shield
I'm an armored man, ain't gonna yield.
Skin is soft, but metal's hard
and you ain't gettin' past my guard.
And now I'm alright, I'm okay,
you won't damage me today
I won't dodge, no sleight of hand
there's no attack I can't withstand.
Hit me with a truncheon, you won't get a single punch in.
I'm remainin' alive, remainin' alive,
Fire that ballista, I ain't worried mister
I'm remainin' alive, remainin' alive!
  • These Fists Were Made for Punchin':
You keep fightin' when you oughta be runnin'
think I'm easy prey 'cause I'm unarmed,
but I'm holdin' two tickets to the gun show
phone Webster 'cause I'm redefining harm!
These fists were made for punchin'
and that's be all she wrote
we'll see how nice you smile with your teeth knocked down your throat.
You keep tryin' to deplete my hit points
with knives and swords and spells and all the rest
But on my turn, I'm gonna show you somethin'
And if you're still conscious, I'll be quite impressed
These fists were made for punchin'
and that's what's taking place,
right about now these fists are gonna punch you in the face.
  • Total Eclipse of Your Meat:
Turnaround, every now and then I find a little bit of meat
And you're never coming round
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit richer
From listening to the sound of my meat
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit more meat
And the best of all the meat is for me
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit greedy
And then I see the meat in your pants
Turnaround meat eyes, but every now and then I take your meat
Turnaround meat eyes, every now and then I get some meat
And I need your meat tonight
And I need meat more than ever
And if you only hold it tight
You'll be holding on forever
And I won't be making interest
'Cause we'll never be rich together
We can take it to the end of the line
Your meat is like a shadow on me all of the time (all of the time)
I don't know what to do and I'm always in the red
We're living in a bull market and giving off stacks
I really need your meat now
Your meat's gonna start a fight
Your meat's gonna start a fight

References

Each song on the boom box references a popular song:

Eye of the Giger is also a reference to H. R. Giger, who is known for his work on the Alien movie franchise.

Collection

TOP 10 SongBoom™ BoomBox collections
1. Bubicus - 1 | 2. SuzyQs - 1 |
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings