Some Bad ASCII Art
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 You're fighting Some Bad ASCII ArtA dead bird kissing a drunk bird? Two enormous pastie-clad bosoms? A TIE Fighter with a flat tire? You can't be sure, but you know it has to die.
Hit Message(s):
(X)^^CCF! Oof! Eek! Ooh!
@CDC$% right in the <foot>! Eek! Oof! Ooh!
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Ouch! Oof! Eek!
#$__$#! Ow! Argh! Oof!
It hits you in the <foot>, and you're all ^_)** Eek! Ow! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
It hits you with two parentheses, a set of braces, two brackets, several ampersands, and a dollar sign. You feel like you've been sworn at in Klingon while being hit by a truck. Oof! Ow! (bad spelling damage)
Miss Message(s):
(X)^^CCF, but misses.
@CDC$%, but misses.
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#$__$#, but misses.
It tries to hit you, but misses. That makes you feel all %_^^^
Fumble Message:
It throws a string of exclamation points, dollar signs, and ampersands at you. You figure it's probably swearing, but it doesn't really phase you.
Occurs at The Valley Beyond The Orc Chasm, semi-rarely.
Notes
- The shirt formerly dropped without Torso Awaregness. This has since been fixed.
- This monster accidentally had a monster level of 0 when it was first introduced.
References
- Klingon in the critical hit message refers to the constructed language in the Star Trek universe.
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