Smoldering box

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smoldering box
smoldering box

This is a scorched cardboard box, uncomfortably warm to the touch, and with wisps of smoke coming out from under the lid. It probably has some junk in it, but I wouldn't recommend putting your junk in it, even if you cut a hole in it first.

Type: usable
Cannot be traded or discarded

(In-game plural: smoldering boxes)
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Item number: 2603
Description ID: 852684951
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Obtained From

Obsoleted Areas/Methods
Ascension Rewards
Given at beginning of Bad Moon

When Used

  • When used at the start of a Bad Moon run:
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The box is still too hot to touch -- you'll have to open it later.
  • When used out of Ronin/Hardcore:
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Just as you're reaching for the smoldering box to open it, it bursts into flames and burns away, revealing its contents. How handy!

Notes

  • Cannot be opened while in Hardcore or Ronin.
  • As of May 17, 2011's Valhalla update, no longer available since Hardcore rewards are now dropped by the Naughty Sorceress.

History

  • When reincarnating under a Bad Moon, ascension rewards were placed in this box to prevent them from being available for usage during the run.

References

  • The description of this item is a reference to the Saturday Night Live Digital Short "Dick in a Box," in which the steps to giving your significant other a dick in a box as a gift are outlined: "Step 1: Cut a hole in a box. Step 2: Put your junk in that box. Step 3: Make her open the box."

Collection

TOP 10 smoldering box collections
1. phel - 71 | 2. the doWnsTairs Frank - 42 | 3. kashana - 23 | 4. Gracious Cymbals - 18 | 5. Turtlegeuse - 18
6. daR06 - 16 | 7. Keogh - 13 | 8. Margulies - 11 | 9. Opal Diety - 11 | 10. Dark Link - 9
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings