Smart Skelton
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 You're fighting a Smart SkeltonThis is your basic brainless automaton of evil, only with a brain.
Hit Message(s):
He delivers a properly spelled, impeccably punctuated bony beat-down on your pansy ass. Argh! Ugh! (spooky damage)
He smacks you in the face with his armbones. You don't find it particularly humerus, but he seems to enjoy the pun. Oof! Argh! Oof! (spooky damage)
He raps you smartly on the <solar plexus> with his bony knuckles. It kind of smarts. Ooh! Argh! Eek! (spooky damage)
He recites several decimal places of pi while sticking his bony fingers through your <solar plexus>. Eek! Ow! Oof! (spooky damage)
Critical Hit Message:
He calculates the precise angle, along with the exact amount of force, that's necessary to punt you exactly fifteen feet into the air. You admire the geometry even as you crash to the ground. Oof! Eek! Argh! (spooky damage)
Miss Message(s):
He tries to beat you down, but you catch him in a logical fallacy and he's too embarrassed to continue.
He tries to smack you with his armbones, but humerusly fails.
He tries to rap you smartly across the <solar plexus>, but you have the dumb luck to dodge.
He tries to stick his bony fingers through your <solar plexus>, but can't seem to penetrate.
Fumble Message:
Thinking quickly, you scribble "How do you keep a smart skelton busy? (over)" on both sides of a piece of parchment and hand it to the skelton. He stands there turning it over for several minutes.
Occurs at The Misspelled Cemetary (Pre-Cyrpt).
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