Slightly peevedbow

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slightly peevedbow
slightly peevedbow

While nowhere near as powerful as a crossbow, this can still deal some damage to your enemies. Provided, of course, your enemies aren't immune to peeve-based damage, having kept them as pets.

Type: ranged weapon (2-handed bow)
Damage: 6 - 12
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 60 Meat.

(In-game plural: slightly peevedbows)
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Item number: 1471
Description ID: 993832061
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Obtained From

Stores
The Armory and Leggery (450 meat)

Messages

You fire a bolt from your slightly peevedbow, hitting (and annoying) <it> for X damage. POW! POW! SMACK!
You fire another somewhat annoying volley from your slightly peevedbow, hitting for X damage. KERBLAM! WHAMMO! BAM!
You know what I hate? Taking X damage from a slightly peevedbow. I'm sure your opponent feels the same way. ZOT! ZOT! SOCKO!
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone shoots me for X damage with a slightly peevedbow. BAM! BOINK! BONK!
You let loose a volley of peeves from your slightly peevedbow, hitting <it> for X damage. SMACK! SPLAT! WHAM!

References

  • "Pet peeve" is a phrase referring to a repeated event or phenomenon which a specific person finds especially annoying; that event is said to be the person's "pet peeve".
  • The name "slightly peevedbow" is a play on "crossbow" (slightly peeved = cross = angry).
  • "You know what I hate?" from the hit messages is a reference to "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney".
  • "You know what really grinds my gears?" from the hit messages is a reference to an episode of Family Guy, where Peter becomes the host of a segment on the local news that parodies Andy Rooney.

Collection

TOP 10 slightly peevedbow collections
1. CeruleanArcher - 7000 | 2. TheGreyArcher - 2899 | 3. Artie Effham - 404 | 4. miStreSS of the obviouS - 336 | 5. Amoeba of Death - 314
6. pigeongoatofdoooooooom - 240 | 7. Darkling - 100 | 8. IntellectualPanther - 42 | 9. TheDotGamer - 42 | 10. jimmy_hoffa - 37
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings