Slightly peevedbow
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slightly peevedbow
While nowhere near as powerful as a crossbow, this can still deal some damage to your enemies. Provided, of course, your enemies aren't immune to peeve-based damage, having kept them as pets.
Type: ranged weapon (2-handed bow)
Power: 60
Moxie Required: 15
Selling Price: 60 Meat.( In-game plural: slightly peevedbows) Obtained From
- Stores
- The Armory and Leggery (450 meat)
Messages
You fire a bolt from your slightly peevedbow, hitting (and annoying) <it> for X damage. BIFF! BONK! ZAP!
You fire another somewhat annoying volley from your slightly peevedbow, hitting for X damage. ZOT! KERBLAM! BAM!
You know what I hate? Taking X damage from a slightly peevedbow. I'm sure your opponent feels the same way. KAPOW! BARF! BOINK!
You know what really grinds my gears? When someone shoots me for X damage with a slightly peevedbow. WHAM! BONK! WHAM!
You let loose a volley of peeves from your slightly peevedbow, hitting <it> for X damage. POW! SOCKO! SPLAT!
References
- "Pet peeve" is a phrase referring to a repeated event or phenomenon which a specific person finds especially annoying; that event is said to be the person's "pet peeve".
- The name "slightly peevedbow" is a play on "crossbow" (slightly peeved = cross = angry).
- "You know what I hate?" from the hit messages is a reference to "A Few Minutes with Andy Rooney".
- "You know what really grinds my gears?" from the hit messages is a reference to an episode of Family Guy, where Peter becomes the host of a segment on the local news that's an obvious parody of Andy Rooney.
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