Sleaze zombie

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Sleaze zombie
Monster ID 1406
Locations Dreadsylvanian Village
Hit Points 800
Attack 500
Defense 500
Initiative 25
Meat None
Phylum undead
Elements sleaze
Resistance None
Monster Parts arm, head, torso, leg
Drops
antique spyglass, Dreadsylvanian Almanac page, Freddy Kruegerand, Mark of the Zombie
Manuel Entry
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sleaze zombie You're fighting James "Perky Scalp" Candy

You step into a boarded-up restaurant and make your way to the kitchen to see if there's any food left. There isn't, but there's a zombie under the fryer, licking up the congealing grease from the grease trap. It's disgusting, and it's unsanitary, and it looks like you're about to get attacked.

Hit Message(s):

She flashes you. Since her torso is mostly a rotted crater of flesh, it's not as risque as you would imagine, but it's pretty gross. Eek! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)

She hits on you, and when that doesn't work, she hits you. Argh! Eek! Ooh!

She gives you a big squelchy hug. Oof! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)

She detaches her arm and uses it to pat you on the butt. Ouch! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)

She licks her palm and smacks you with it. It's all gooey and...ugh. Ooh! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)

She leans in close and sticks her tongue in your ear. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

She wraps her arms, and then one leg around you, and rubs her decaying cheek against yours. Then she sticks her tongue through a hole in her cheek and licks your face. Yipe. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Argh! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Miss Message(s):

She tries to flash you, but you avert your eyes.

She tries to hit on you, then tries to hit you, and both fail.

She tries to hug you, but you establish some boundaries.

She tries to pat you on the butt, but you won't be the butt of such an attack.

She tries to smack you, but you say no to smack.

She tries to stick her tongue in your ear, but you tell her to keep it to herself.

Fumble Message:

She stops to put on some bright-red lipstick and blue eyeshadow before she tries to hit on you again. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Dv spyglass.gifYou acquire an item: antique spyglass (?% chance)*
Dv mark3.gifYou acquire an item: Mark of the Zombie (?% chance)*
Dv krueggerand.gifYou acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand (?% chance)*
Dv recipe.gifYou acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (?% chance)*
You gain ??? <substat>.

Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Village.

Notes

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As you pass the town's boarded-up brothel, a zombie crawls out from underneath the boards and makes her way to you, intent on having her way with you.

You step into a boarded-up restaurant and make your way to the kitchen to see if there's any food left. There isn't, but there's a zombie under the fryer, licking up the congealing grease from the grease trap. It's disgusting, and it's unsanitary, and it looks like you're about to get attacked.
A zombie shambles out of a nearby alley. Instead of attacking, though, she raises one hand, laboriously forms a circle with her pointer finger and thumb, and pokes her other pointer finger through the circle (after a few tries). "What? Ew, no!" you shout, and then she attacks.
You feel a hand on your shoulder, then another one on your backside, and both of them are squeezing gently. You break free and spin around to see a female zombie, who appears to be winking coquettishly (but only because one eye is all crusted shut). "B....Bu....Buuuuttttsss?" she moans.