|Monster Parts||arm, head, torso, leg|
You step into a boarded-up restaurant and make your way to the kitchen to see if there's any food left. There isn't, but there's a zombie under the fryer, licking up the congealing grease from the grease trap. It's disgusting, and it's unsanitary, and it looks like you're about to get attacked.
She flashes you. Since her torso is mostly a rotted crater of flesh, it's not as risque as you would imagine, but it's pretty gross. Eek! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)
She hits on you, and when that doesn't work, she hits you. Argh! Eek! Ooh!
She gives you a big squelchy hug. Oof! Eek! Argh! (sleaze damage)
She detaches her arm and uses it to pat you on the butt. Ouch! Oof! Ooh! (sleaze damage)
She licks her palm and smacks you with it. It's all gooey and...ugh. Ooh! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
She leans in close and sticks her tongue in your ear. Ouch! Ugh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
She wraps her arms, and then one leg around you, and rubs her decaying cheek against yours. Then she sticks her tongue through a hole in her cheek and licks your face. Yipe. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ouch! Argh! Eek! (sleaze damage)
She tries to flash you, but you avert your eyes.
She tries to hit on you, then tries to hit you, and both fail.
She tries to hug you, but you establish some boundaries.
She tries to pat you on the butt, but you won't be the butt of such an attack.
She tries to smack you, but you say no to smack.
She tries to stick her tongue in your ear, but you tell her to keep it to herself.
She stops to put on some bright-red lipstick and blue eyeshadow before she tries to hit on you again. (FUMBLE!)
|You acquire an item: antique spyglass (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Mark of the Zombie (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page (?% chance)*|
|You gain ??? <substat>.|
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Village.
- The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected: