|Monster Parts||arm, head, leg, torso|
A bugbear in a trench coat steps into the path in front of you. "Hey, want to see something awesome?" he says, and throws the trench coat wide open.
"Uh...you're nude? Aren't most bugbears nude all the time?" you ask.
"Well, if you're going to be like THAT," he says, frowning, and tries to slap you with a noodly arm.
He stares at you, then licks his lips suggestively. You really don't like what he's suggesting. Ugh! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He puts on a pair of too-short, too-tight jogging shorts. Despite the fact that he was naked before, it's really unsettling. Ouch! Ugh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He leers at you until you feel a little unclean. Eek! Argh! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He blows you a greasy bugbear kiss. You try to dodge, but it hits you. Argh! Ooh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He rubs some bugbear grease on you. Man, that stuff never washes out. Eek! Eek! Ouch! (sleaze damage)
He gives you a limp, squelchy handshake. Ugh. Oof! Ugh! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He gives you a bugbearhug that lasts way too long, and you'd swear he's trying to pat your butt with those noodly arms of his. What's worse, his fur is coated in bugbear grease and it gets all over you. (CRITICAL HIT!) Ugh! Oof! Oof! (sleaze damage)
He tries to rub some bugbear grease on you, but you tell him grease isn't the word.
He licks his lips suggestively, but you counter with a suggestion that he bugger off.
He puts on a pair of too-short, too-tight jogging shorts. Since he was naked before, it's not all that unsettling.
He tries to give you a limp, squelchy handshake, but you squeeze firmly and maintain eye contact.
He tries to leer at you, but you sneer back.
He blows you a greasy bugbear kiss, but you dodge.
He tries to explain how he wasn't really watching you while you were adventuring, that you just happened to catch his eye when he looked up from the magazine that he was reading, but it doesn't work. Mostly because he's still staring at your chest. (FUMBLE!)
The bugbear leers at you, skeeving you out just standing there. (sleaze damage)
You slip on some bugbear grease, and some of it gets in your mouth. Yech! (sleaze damage)
The bugbear hits you. I mean, wait, it hits on you. Somehow, that's worse. (sleaze damage)
The bugbear sneezes, and some of its spit goes right in your mouth. In your mouth, man! (sleaze damage)
The bugbear leers at you and licks his lips, then makes a gesture so obscene it hurts. (sleaze damage)
The bugbear gives you a big bugbearhug, and pats you on the butt as it lets go. (sleaze damage)
|You acquire an item: dubious loincloth (.1% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: Dreadsylvanian Almanac page|
|You acquire an item: Freddy Kruegerand|
Occurs at Dreadsylvanian Woods
- The Freddy Kruegerand and Dreadsylvanian Almanac page drops are not affected by item drop modifiers. They are similar to the beer lens drop and drops from crates. In particular, they can still drop after being stomped.
- The name, image, and introduction text of this monster are all randomly selected: