Skullery maid
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 You're fighting a skullery maidThis maid's job is to wash dishes, and it looks like she's been at it for quite a long time. Talk about dishpan hands, wow. On the plus side, though, she's gleamingly white, and with a lemon-fresh scent.
Hit Message(s):
She smashes a bone china serving platter over your head. Get it? Bone china? Ow! Ouch! Argh!
She claws at your face with her bony fingers -- aargh! You got soap in your eyes! Ugh! Eek! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
The skullery maid grabs you by the neck and gives your face a vigourous scrub with some steel wool. Ooh! Ow! Ouch!
Miss Message(s):
She starts to smash a plate over your head, but you remind her that breakage comes out of her paycheck.
She tries to claw your face, but her soapy fingers can't get a grip.
Fumble Message:
She grabs a frying pan to clock you with, but when you point out the dried-on egg crusted on it, she breaks down crying.
Occurs at The Haunted Kitchen.
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