Skulldozer

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Drop rate for skulldozer egg; YOROIDS?


Skulldozer
Monster ID 1239
Locations A Bone Garden, using shaking skull
Hit Points  ?
Attack  ?
Defense unknown
Initiative 0
Meat unknown
Phylum undead
Elements spooky
Resistance  ?
Monster Parts unknown
Drops
skeleton, skeleton bone, skulldozer egg
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
skulldozer
You're fighting a skulldozer

You yank on the top of the giant skull, which only seems to irritate it. The ground beneath you shakes as the skull spins 360 degrees, then pops out of the earth like a champagne cork (or a sparkling cider cork, if you don't drink), followed by a shower of bones. The bones clatter towards each other, finding unlikely pairings and forming unholy bonds. Finally, before you snorts a most improbable mechanical beast: the Skulldozer.

It revs its bony engine as if to say, "This is what you get for neglecting your bone garden, buddy."

Hit Message(s):

It runs over you with a tank tread made out of tarsals and metatarsals. I guess that counts as a kick, too. Ow! Ugh! Ow! Ooh! Argh!

It hits you in the head with its bone scoop, breaking all three of the tiny bones in your ear. Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Ow! Ooh!

It scoops you up in its bone scoop and drops you out again, breaking several of your bones and a few of its bones, too.Argh! Ow! Ouch! Ouch! Eek!

It backs up over you. You should have paid attention to that "beep, beep, beep" noise. Ooh! Eek! Eek! Ow! Ouch!

It runs over you with a tank tread made out of phalanges, which means it's also feeling you up at the same time. Eek! Eek! Oof! Ow! Eek! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It uses the bone scoop to dig a deep trench, then runs over you and knocks you into it, then fills the hole back up with dirt. That's a full-service attack, right there. Ouch! Oof! Ow! Ugh! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

It hits you with three bones. Fortunately, they're the tiny bones from the ear, so they don't hurt too bad.

It tries to run you over, but fractures one of its tank treads.

It tries to back up over you, but you hear the "beep, beep, beep" when it goes into reverse, and you dodge.

It tries to scoop you in its bone scoop, but you already got the scoop that was about to happen, so you dodge.

It tries to run over you with a tank tread made out of tarsal and metatarsal bones, but has to ponder whether that would count as kicking you, too.

The giant skull in the driver's seat takes a 15-minute coffee break, leaving the skulldozer idling until it's done.

Fumble Message:

not known


After Combat

Skeleton item.gifYou acquire 20 skeletons
Goodbone.gifYou acquire 10 skeleton bones
Eggplain.gifYou acquire an item: skulldozer egg (?% chance)*

Occurs at A Bone Garden, or by using a shaking skull.

Notes

  • The Skulldozer scales to your stats with a minimum of 300 and a maximum of 10,000. Your +ML plus 5 more points are added to the Skulldozer's stats on top of that.
  • If you fight the Skulldozer from your Garden, and lose to the Skulldozer or run away from the Skulldozer, your garden is empty when you return.
  • You can fight this monster when falling-down drunk.
  • This monster cannot be copied.