| Skill
| Class
| Permable
| Type
| MP
| Duration
| Effect
|
| Arse Shoot
| Any
| No
| Buff
| 0
| 40
| All Attributes +15, obtained from Kucolan's arse-shooting crossbow
|
| Give In To Your Vampiric Urges
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Damage opponent and gain HP & MP (based on the damage)
|
| Shake Hands
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Does nothing but give a joking message.
|
| Summon Mayfly Swarm
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| Effect varies (see skill page)
|
| Cosmic Ugnderstanding
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5% Max MP
|
| Envy
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +30% Items from Monsters, -25% Meat from Monsters
|
| Gluttony
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Duplicates Opossum food gains, -2 Stat Gains from Fights
|
| Gnefarious Pickpocketing
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Meat drops
|
| Gnomish Hardigness
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5% Max HP
|
| Greed
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Meat from Monsters, -15% Items from Monsters
|
| Lust
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Combat Initiative, -5 melee and spell damage
|
| Powers of Observatiogn
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Item drops
|
| Torso Awaregness
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can wear and craft Shirts
|
| Liver of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Drunkenness
|
| Pride
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +4 Stat Gains from Fights, Reduces adventure gains from food
|
| Really Expensive Jewelrycrafting
| Any
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Instant
| Allows for the making of Really Expensive Jewelry
|
| Sloth
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Damage Reduction: 8, -25% Combat Initiative
|
| Spleen of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Spleen
|
| Stomach of Steel
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Maximum Fullness
|
| Wrath
| Any
| No
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10 melee and spell damage, Damage Reduction: -4
|
| Overdeveloped Sense of Self Preservation
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Combat Initiative
|
| Pickpocket
| AT/DB
| No
| Combat
| 0
| Instant
| You can attempt to grab one of your opponent's drops when you win initiative
|
| Nimble Fingers
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Meat drops
|
| Mad Looting Skillz
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20% Item drops
|
| Disco Fever
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +1 damage per player level for Ranged Weapons
|
| Ambidextrous Funkslinging
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can use 2 items per round of combat
|
| Heart of Polyester
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Sleaze Resistance
|
| Superhuman Cocktailcrafting
| DB
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to Nash Crosby's Still, make super-advanced cocktails & summon 2 extra garnishes per day
|
| Spirit of Rigatoni
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to equip Chefstaves
|
| Spirit of Ravioli
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +25% Max HP
|
| Tolerance of the Kitchen
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Hot Resistance
|
| Transcendental Noodlecraft
| P
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to the Wok of Ages, make Chow/High/Lo Meins & summon 2 extra bunches of dry noodles per day
|
| Expert Panhandling
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +10% Meat drops
|
| Intrinsic Spiciness
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +1 Damage per level for Sauce spells (Max +10)
|
| Impetuous Sauciness
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Scrumptious reagent & scrumdiddlyumptious solution potions last for +5 Adv. (Total 15 Adv. for Saucerors, 10 Adv. for non-Saucerors)
|
| Diminished Gag Reflex
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Stench Resistance
|
| Immaculate Seasoning
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Automatically selects the most-damaging element from Hot or Cold
|
| The Way of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Allows you to cook with scrumdiddlyumptious solution and summon two extra scrumptious reagents per day
|
| Hide of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +20 Damage Absorption
|
| Claws of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +3 Melee Damage
|
| Super-Advanced Meatsmithing
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can smith advanced weapons from ores & make Hide Whips
|
| Eye of the Stoat
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| (Lunging) Thrust-Smack accuracy increased, 50% fewer fumbles, +.5x chance of a Critical Hit (stacks)
|
| Hide of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +40 Damage Absorption
|
| Claws of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +4 Melee Damage
|
| Double-Fisted Skull Smashing
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can wield a second one-handed weapon (of the same weapon class -- melee, ranged, mysticality -- as the in-hand) in the offhand slot
|
| Northern Exposure
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Cold Resistance
|
| Pulverize
| SC
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Grants access to The Malus of Forethought, can smash equipment to gain powders, nuggets & wads.
|
| Skin of the Leatherback
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +? Damage Reduction (changes with player level)
|
| Amphibian Sympathy
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| Armorcraftiness
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Can smith Hide armours & make advanced Helmets from ores
|
| Wisdom of the Elder Tortoises
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| +50% Max MP
|
| Cold-Blooded Fearlessness
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| So-So Spooky Resistance
|
| Hero of the Half-Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Use Muscle instead of Moxie in damage-reduction calculation (when a Shield is equipped, and Muscle is greater than Moxie)
|
| Tao of the Terrapin
| TT
| Yes
| Passive
| 0
| Always
| Doubles the effective power of hat and pants
|
| Moxie of the Mariachi
| AT
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Moxie, +4 Max HP
|
| Disco Aerobics
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Moxie
|
| Manicotti Meditation
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Mysticality
|
| Salsaball
| S
| No
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| 1-3 hot damage
|
| Spaghetti Spear
| P
| No
| Combat
| 1
| Instant
| 2-3 physical damage
|
| Sauce Contemplation
| S
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Mysticality, +4 Max HP
|
| Seal Clubbing Frenzy
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +2 Muscle
|
| Patience of the Tortoise
| TT
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 1
| 5
| +1 Muscle +4 Max HP
|
| The Moxious Madrigal
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 2
| 5-15*
| +10 Moxie
|
| The Magical Mojomuscular Melody
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 3
| 5-15*
| +10 Mysticality, +20 Max MP
|
| Disco Eye-Poke
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| 1-3 Damage and -1 Monster Level
|
| Entangling Noodles
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| Prevents enemy from attacking for several turns
|
| Stream of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| 3-4 hot or cold Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Thrust-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| x2 Melee Damage (increased accuracy with the Eye of the Stoat skill)
|
| Headbutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 3
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (scales with player level & Helmet turtle power)
|
| Cletus's Canticle of Celerity
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 4
| 5-15*
| +20% Combat Initiative
|
| Ravioli Shurikens
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| 5-8 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Saucy Salve
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| Heals 10-15 HP (combat only)
|
| Kneebutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 4
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (scales with the Pants' power), chance to Stun opponent (male only?)
|
| Chronic Indigestion
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| 5-10 + current Fullness in Hot damage
|
| Cold Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Cold Damage
|
| Fire Black Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, delevels on hit
|
| Fire Blue Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does cold damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Fire Orange Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, gives +3 substats and increases monster attack and defense randomly and independently by 10-15
|
| Fire Purple Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does sleaze damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Fire Red Bottle-Rocket
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a bottle-rocket crossbow, using Moxie +10 to determine Hit Chance, does hot damage equal to 1-5 plus three times character level
|
| Hot Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Hot Damage
|
| Sleazy Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Sleaze Damage
|
| Spooky Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Spooky Damage
|
| Stinky Breath
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 5
| 5 turns/ Instant
| Deals 1 to 5 + 2 times duration in Stench Damage
|
| Summon Hilarious Objects
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 5
| Instant
| Summon 3 Hilarious Objects, once per day.
|
| Summon Snowcone
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 5
| Instant
| summon 3 random Snowcones (or occasionally one black snowcone), once per day.
|
| Summon "Tasteful" Gifts
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| 5
| Instant
| summon 5 random "tasteful" gifts, once per day
|
| The Smile of Mr. A.
| Any
| No*
| Noncombat
| 5
| 40
| +15 to all stats. Gained from the bearer of a Golden Mr. Accessory, if you have Ascended it will be via a box of sunshine. Up to 5 casts/day. *The Golden Mr. Accessory does not need to be on the user (so the skill stays through Ascension).
|
| The Power Ballad of the Arrowsmith
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 5
| 5-15*
| +10 Muscle, +20 Max HP
|
| Disco Dance of Doom
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| 6-8 Damage and -3 Monster Level
|
| Jalapeño Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 5
| 5-15*
| Does 1-5 damage to opponent when it hits you, and Sauceror spells return HP roughly equal to their MP casting cost
|
| Lunge-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| x3 Melee Damage (no longer available)
|
| Shieldbutt
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 5
| Instant
| Extra Melee Damage (Never misses; scales with player level? & a shield's (hidden) power; may delevel an opponent)
|
| Lasagna Bandages
| P
| Yes
| Combat/ Noncombat
| 6
| Instant
| Heals 10-30 HP (10-20 HP in combat)
|
| Ghostly Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 6
| 5-15*
| +80 Damage Absorption
|
| The Polka of Plenty
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 7
| 5-15*
| +50% Meat drops
|
| Disco Dance II: Electric Boogaloo
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 7
| Instant
| 8-10 Damage and -5 Monster Level
|
| Cannelloni Cannon
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 7
| Instant
| 8-16 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Tongue of the Otter
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 7
| Instant
| Heals 10-20 HP and removes the Beaten Up effect.
|
| Disco Nap
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 8
| Instant
| Heals 20 HP and removes Confused, Embarrassed, Sleepy, Sunburned, and Wussiness effects. Once per day, can rest without using an adventure.
|
| Tango of Terror
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 8
| Instant
| 15-18 Spooky Damage and -7 Monster Level
|
| Lunging Thrust-Smack
| SC
| Yes
| Combat
| 8
| Instant
| x3 Melee Damage (increased accuracy with the Eye of the Stoat skill)
|
| Tenacity of the Snapper
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 8
| 5-15*
| +8 Melee Damage
|
| Jackasses' Symphony of Destruction
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 9
| 5-15*
| +12 Melee Damage & +12 Spell Damage
|
| Dirge of Dreadfulness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 9
| 5-15*
| +12 Spooky Damage +12 Damage to Spooky Spells
|
| CLEESH
| Any
| Yes
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| Turns most opponents into a newt, frog, or salamander.
|
| Advanced Cocktailcrafting
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Make Advanced cocktails using garnishes & summon 3 garnishes/day
|
| Disco Face Stab
| DB
| Yes
| Combat
| 10
| Instant
| 15-18 Damage and -7 Monster Level
|
| Smooth Movement
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| -5% Combat Frequency (more non-combat adventures)
|
| Pastamastery
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Cook noodle dishes & summon 3 dry noodles/day
|
| Springy Fusilli
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +40% Combat Initiative
|
| Flavour of Magic
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 40
| Select the type of elemental damage for pastamancer spells (Actually uses 5 Sub-skills, see description)
|
| Elemental Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| So-So Elemental Resistance. (all elements)
|
| Advanced Saucecrafting
| S
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Always/ Instant
| Cook scrumptious reagent sauces & potions, summon 3 scrumptious reagents/day
|
| Jabañero Saucesphere
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| Does 1-5 damage to opponents hitting you, and restores roughly 25% of Sauceror combat spell MP costs
|
| Scarysauce
| S
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| Does 2-10 Spooky damage to opponents who hit you, also gives So-So Resistance to Cold and Sleaze damage.
|
| Tongue of the Walrus
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| Instant
| Heals 30-40 HP and removes the Beaten Up, Grilled, Half-Eaten Brain, Missing Fingers, and Sunburned effects.
|
| Rage of the Reindeer
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +10% Muscle, +10 Melee Damage
|
| Musk of the Moose
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +5% Combat Frequency (more combat adventures)
|
| Snarl of the Timberwolf
| SC
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 10
| 10
| +10 Spooky damage
|
| Reptilian Fortitude
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| +30 Max HP
|
| Astral Shell
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 10
| 5-15*
| +80 Damage Absorption, Slight Elemental Resistance. (all elements)
|
| Fat Leon's Phat Loot Lyric
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 11
| 5-15*
| +20% Item drops
|
| Disco Power Nap
| DB
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 12
| Instant
| Heals 40 HP and removes Apathy, Confused, Cunctatitis, Easily Embarrassed, Embarrassed, Prestidigysfunction, Sleepy, Socialismydia, Sunburned, Tenuous Grip on Reality, Tetanus, and Wussiness effects. Cures "Poisoned" effects. Twice per day, can rest without using an adventure.
|
| Leash of Linguini
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 12
| 10
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| Saucestorm
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 12
| Instant
| 14-18 hot or cold Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Brawnee's Anthem of Absorption
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 13
| 5-15*
| Unknown damage mitigating effect
|
| Empathy of the Newt
| TT
| Yes
| Buff
| 15
| 5-15*
| +5 Familiar Weight
|
| The Psalm of Pointiness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 15
| 5-15*
| Damages when attacked for 4-8 with an additional -3 to Monster Level. (Not certain)
|
| Stuffed Mortar Shell
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 19
| Instant
| 16-40 Spell Damage (scales)
|
| The Sonata of Sneakiness
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 20
| 5-15*
| -5% Combat Frequency (more non-combat adventures)
|
| Carlweather's Cantata of Confrontation
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 20
| 5-15*
| +5% Combat Frequency (more combat adventures)
|
| Cannelloni Cocoon
| P
| Yes
| Noncombat
| 20
| Instant
| Heals all HP
|
| Spectral Snapper
| TT
| Yes
| Combat
| 20
| Instant
| 10-40 Spooky damage (scales with Muscle)
|
| Wave of Sauce
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 23
| Instant
| 20-24 hot or cold Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Creepy Grin
| Any
| No
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| Granted by equipping a V for Vivala mask, usable only once per day, ends combat without using an adventure, and the monster is driven from the Adventure Queue for the next ten turns
|
| Stevedave's Shanty of Superiority
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 30
| 5-15*
| +10% all Stats
|
| Ur-Kel's Aria of Annoyance
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 30
| 5-15*
| +2 Monster Level per player level
|
| Conjure Relaxing Campfire
| Any
| ?
| Combat
| 30
| Instant
| (Fire Damage, +ML??)
|
| Weapon of the Pastalord
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 35
| Instant
| 32-64 Spell Damage (scales, only Physical Damage, or half elemental, half physical when tuned)
|
| Fearful Fettucini
| P
| Yes
| Combat
| 35
| Instant
| 32-64 Spell Damage (scales, only Spooky Damage)
|
| Aloysius' Antiphon of Aptitude
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 40
| 5-15*
| +3 experience after battles (1 per Substat)
|
| Saucegeyser
| S
| Yes
| Combat
| 40
| Instant
| 35-45 hot or cold Spell Damage (scales)
|
| Transcendent Olfaction
| Any
| Auto
| Combat
| 40
| Instant
| Increases the chances of encountering the monster on which this skill is used
|
| The Ode to Booze
| AT
| Yes
| Buff
| 50
| 5-15*
| +1-4 Adventures per drink, depending on the quality
|
| Magic Missile
| Any
| No
| Combat
| Variable (2-6)
| Instant
| 2-25 damage (depending on level), due to how the skill is gained the effective cost is only 1-5 MP
|
| Moxious Maneuver
| AT/DB
| No
| Combat
| Variable (lvl)
| Instant
| Attack using Moxie instead of Muscle. Automatically and only available to Disco Bandits and Accordion Thieves.
|
| Summon Candy Hearts
| Any
| Auto
| Noncombat
| Variable (special)
| Instant
| Summon candy hearts at a MP cost of (n*(n+1))/2 for the nth heart.
|