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Skeletal monkey

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Skeletal monkey
Location The Haunted Conservatory
Hitpoints 8
Attack 9
Defense 9
Initiative
Meat None
Element spooky
Physical None
Drops
pile of dusty animal bones
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skeletal monkey You're fighting a skeletal monkey

You stumble into the rear part of the Conservatory, which also serves as the Spookyraven Manor pet cemetery. You look around you, warily, but everything is quiet and still.

Until a skeletal monkey drops onto your head with a screeeech! What the hell? Who keeps monkeys as pets?

Hit Message(s):

It jumps onto your shoulder and pokes your eye with a tiny bony finger. Ooh!

It grabs you from the ears and tries to peel you like the world's largest banana. Ooh!

Critical Hit Message:

It grabs your tongue and yanks really hard. Apparently it's trying to turn your inside out and your outside in. Argh! Ouch!

Miss Message(s):

It jumps onto your back, but you stop, drop and roll. The rolling seems to do the trick.

It grabs you by the ears, but you point out to it that you are not, in fact, a banana.

Fumble Message:

It starts to attack you, but decides to take it easy. After all, it doesn't have anything to hide.

Bonepile.gifImage:bonepile.gifpile of dusty animal bonesYou acquire an item: pile of dusty animal bones (100.0% chance)*
You gain 3 <substat>.

Occurs at The Haunted Conservatory.


Notes

References

  • "It doesn't have anything to hide" is a reference to The Beatles song "Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me and My Monkey." "It's trying to turn your inside out and your outside in" and "it takes it easy" are also references to lines in this song.
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