Sinew-stretching cave elf
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 You're fighting a sinew-stretching cave elfThis hulking, knuckle-dragging cave elf is responsible for stretching dried animal sinews into pieces of string. He's a little grumpy about that -- when he signed up for the job, he thought he'd be an aerobics instructor.
Hit Message(s):
He stretches a sinew and snaps you with one end of it. Man, that's so grade school. Ugh! Ugh! Oof! Oof! Ouch!
He punches you with one hairy-knuckled fist. Oof! Eek! Ouch! Ugh! Ow!
He flicks a sinew at you like a rubber band. It leaves a much larger welt than a rubber band would, though. Argh! Ugh! Oof! Ouch! Ow!
He stretches all of your sinews. It hurts a lot. Ouch! Ooh! Eek! Ooh! Ow!
Critical Hit Message:
He wraps a sinew around your neck and throttles you within an inch of your life. Unless you're metric, in which case he throttles you to within ten decagrams of your life.Ow! Ouch! Eek! Oof! Argh!
Miss Message(s):
He tries to snap you with a sinew, but you snap "stop it!" at him.
He tries to punch you, but you beat him to the punch.
He tries to flick a sinew at you rubber-band style, but it backfires and hits him in the nose.
He tries to stretch your sinews, but finds you're too flexible for him to hurt you.
Fumble Message:
He wraps a sinew around your neck to throttle you, but the sinew snaps before it can exert sufficient pressure. Looks like he shouldn't have picked one from the reject bin.
Occurs at Simple Tool-Making Cave
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