This jumper used to be totally cool, but now I'm not so sure. Still, you can wear it around your adorable new baby cousin, or to the wedding that dissipates all the interesting romantic tension in your life. Or you can put it on the new person cast to play your best friend, or wear it to your new job in another part of the city, or during the Old West flashback episode of your life.
Muscle Required: 85
Selling Price: 245 Meat.
Serious Resistance to All Elements (+3)
Regenerate 20-40 HP per adventure
: shark jumpers
- The Briniest Deepests
- decent white shark
- "Jumper" is a British word for a sweater.
- The item name and description are a play on "jumping the shark," a phrase used to describe the point when a TV or movie series, having reached its peak, begins getting worse through cliché or absurd plot devices.
- Many elements of the description are examples of what plot elements may cause or be symptomatic of jumping the shark.