|Locations||A Deserted Stretch of I-911|
|Attack||Player's Moxie+3 (min 10)|
|Defense||Player's Muscle+3 (min 10)|
|Monster Parts||antenna, body, fender, ladder, wheel|
This is a tanker truck emblazoned with signage that proudly states it is hauling raw sewage.
The signs don't indicate why it's hauling raw sewage, though. Where did it come from? Where is it going to? How does this guy make any money off of this?
Maybe he's trying to muscle in on Degrassi Knoll's sewage-hauling business.
A brackish, brownish liquid seeps out of the truck and you step in it and slip and fall. Ouch! Ouch! (stench damage)
The driver lets off some sewer gas (I mean, the truck's sewer gas, not his personal stash), releasing a foul cloud that envelops you. Ouch! Ow! Ugh! (stench damage)
The truck runs over your <arse>. Turns out sewage is plenty heavy in addition to its other nasty qualities. Oof! Ouch! Ow!
The driver releases the port at the back of the sewer tank, bathing you in indescribable foulness. It's tragic for you, and pretty funny for anyone watching. Oof! (stench damage)
A brackish, brownish liquid seeps out of the truck, but you avoid getting anywhere near it.
The driver releases some sewer gas, but the hare pulls you and your nose out of harm's way.
Smoke belches from the truck's smokestacks, but you decline to inhale it.
Something flies out of the truck at you, but you dodge without even wanting to know what it is.
Something undefinable and foul falls out of the back of the truck, but you dodge.
The driver notices an outhouse by the side of the road, and pulls over to empty its tank into his own. (FUMBLE!)
If you deal 0 Stench damage
"Uhh... Thanks... I guess..."
If you deal at least 1 Stench damage
X Seconds Saved!
|You acquire an item: "honey" dipper (?% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: plumber's lunch (?% chance)*|
Occurs at A Deserted Stretch of I-911.