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Sebaceous shield

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sebaceous shield
sebaceous shield

This is a sewer turtle wrapped up in bum skin. The combination of faint sewer stench and pronounced hobo grease (it's pronounced "hoe-boe greese") makes it a lot less likely that enemies will want to hit you.

Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 2
Muscle Required: 2

Selling Price: 40 Meat.

Enchantment:
+1 Stench Damage
+1 Sleaze Damage



(In-game plural: sebaceous shields)

Recipe

Turtle.gifImage:turtle.gifArmorcraftiness sewer turtle bum cheek
Equals.gifImage:equals.gifRecipe sebaceous shield

See Also

References

  • The item's name is a reference to the sebaceous gland, otherwise known as the oil gland in the skin.
  • The line "it's pronounced hoe-boe greese" is a reference to the Lynyrd Skynyrd album Pronounced leh-nerd skin-nerd.
  • The pronounced hobo grease / pronounced hoe-boe greese is also a pun because the first "pruh-nounst" is spoken a little differently than the second "prə-nounst'".

Collection

TOP 10 sebaceous shield collections
1. LaMpAyAtOt - 119 | 2. Phantoom - 34 | 3. Artie Effham - 31 | 4. TurtleGirlPower - 27 | 5. Raidenx434 - 26
6. Nikademus - 21 | 7. Mongrel the Apathetic - 20 | 8. Thelaan - 13 | 9. SZINN - 12 | 10. SatireSloth - 12
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
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