Sebaceous shield
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 sebaceous shield
This is a sewer turtle wrapped up in bum skin. The combination of faint sewer stench and pronounced hobo grease (it's pronounced "hoe-boe greese") makes it a lot less likely that enemies will want to hit you.
Type: off-hand item (shield)
Damage Reduction: 2
Muscle Required: 2
Selling Price: 40 Meat.Enchantment: +1 Stench Damage +1 Sleaze Damage ( In-game plural: sebaceous shields)
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References
- The item's name is a reference to the sebaceous gland, otherwise known as the oil gland in the skin.
- The line "it's pronounced hoe-boe greese" is a reference to the Lynyrd Skynyrd album Pronounced leh-nerd skin-nerd.
- The pronounced hobo grease / pronounced hoe-boe greese is also a pun because the first "pruh-nounst" is spoken a little differently than the second "prə-nounst'".
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