Seaside Megalopolis

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Seaside Megalopolis
Location	Memories, in the Corners of your Mind
Unlocks	unknown
Min Stat	unknown
Combat %	?
ML	145 - 170
Special adventures
Clover	None
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Data on this page needs confirmation. Noncombat occurrence patterns, is there a 9-5-1-ish pattern?

This is one of the adventure zones accessed from Memories, in the Corners of your Mind after gazing into an empty agua de vida bottle. It is only available with a bottle in inventory. The quest Future takes place primarily in this zone.

Combat Adventures

7-Foot Dwarf Replicant -- (edit metadata)
7-Foot Dwarf Replicant	Item Drops: cyber-mattock, neurostim pill Quest Items: essence of stench Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 36.25 Monster Level: 145 Moxie for No Hit*: 152 Monster Defense: 145 Hit Points: 145-173 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Bangyomaman Warrior -- (edit metadata)
Bangyomaman Warrior	Item Drops: neurostim pill, X-37 gun Quest Items: essence of heat Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 37.5 Monster Level: 150 Moxie for No Hit*: 157 Monster Defense: 140 Hit Points: 160 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

cyborg policeman -- (edit metadata)
cyborg policeman	Item Drops: protein paste, physiostim pill Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 160 Moxie for No Hit*: 167 Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: ? Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

"Handyman" Jay Android -- (edit metadata)
"Handyman" Jay Android	Item Drops: neurostim pill, physiostim pill, sham champagne Quest Items: essence of kink Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 37.5 Monster Level: 150 Moxie for No Hit*: 157 Monster Defense: 150 Hit Points: ? Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

liquid metal robot -- (edit metadata)
liquid metal robot	Item Drops: physiostim pill, pool of liquid metal Quest Items: essence of cold Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 35 Monster Level: 140 Moxie for No Hit*: 147 Monster Defense: 160 Hit Points: < 171 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

obese tourist -- (edit metadata)
obese tourist	Item Drops: cupcake-in-a-cup, neurostim pill Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 35 Monster Level: 140 Moxie for No Hit*: 147 Monster Defense: 150 Hit Points: ? Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Space Marine -- (edit metadata)
Space Marine	Item Drops: facehugging alien, physiostim pill Quest Items: essence of fright Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 40 Monster Level: 160 Moxie for No Hit*: 167 Monster Defense: 150 Hit Points: < 140 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

terrifying robot -- (edit metadata)
terrifying robot	Item Drops: physiostim pill,neurostim pill Meat Drop: None Substat Gain: 42.5 Monster Level: 170 Moxie for No Hit*: 177 Monster Defense: 170 Hit Points: 170-171 Initiative: ? Elemental Resistance: None Elemental Weakness: None Physical Resistance: None

Non-Combat Adventures

Time Isn't Holding Up; Time Is a Doughnut
Time Isn't Holding Up; Time Is a Doughnut	Head Out: Gain 15-50 Strongness Note: Occurs once per ascension, upon first entering the zone.

Savior Faire
Savior Faire	Go Uptown: Gain 25 Smarm. Next noncombat adventure will be Bad Reception Down Here. Stay Downtown: Gain 25 Strongness. Next noncombat adventure will be A Diseased Procurer. Get Outta Town: Gain 25 Enchantedness. Next noncombat adventure will be Give it a Shot. Note: Occurs before starting the Future quest.

Extra Savior Faire
Extra Savior Faire	Break it up, or down. Maybe slightly to the left.: Acquire Ruby Rod, gain 25 Smarm. Note: Occurs after completing the quest Hyboria? I don't even...

The Savorier Savior
The Savorier Savior	Go Uptown: Gain 25 Smarm. Next noncombat adventure will be Bad Reception Down Here. Stay Downtown: Gain 25 Strongness. Next noncombat adventure will be A Diseased Procurer. Get Outta Town: Gain 25 Enchantedness. Next noncombat adventure will be Give it a Shot. Note: Occurs after completing the Future quest.

Bad Reception Down Here
Bad Reception Down Here	Chat With the Clown: Acquire Indigo Party Invitation Chat With the Joker: Acquire Violet Hunt Invitation

You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too in the Future
You Can Never Be Too Rich or Too in the Future	Hobnob with the Hoity-Toity: Gain X Smarm Robnob from the Hoity-Toity: Acquire effect Serenity (20 adventures) Note: Occurs with Indigo Party Invitation in the inventory, which is consumed.

I'm on the Hunt, I'm After You
I'm on the Hunt, I'm After You	Hunt the Unicorn: Gain X in all substats Hunt the Teddy Bear: Acquire effect Phairly Pheromonal (20 adventures) Note: Occurs with Violet Hunt Invitation in the inventory, which is consumed.

A Diseased Procurer
A Diseased Procurer	The Flesh: Acquire Blue Milk Club Card The Metal: Acquire Mecha Mayhem Club Card

Brings All the Boys to the Blue Yard
Brings All the Boys to the Blue Yard	Take a Seat: Gain X each substat, capped at 200 Head to the Back: Acquire effect Dance Interpreter (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Blue Milk Club Card in the inventory, which is consumed.

Painful, Circuitous Logic
Painful, Circuitous Logic	Switch the Circuits: Gain (up to?) 200 Strongness Keep Your Seat: Acquire effect Nano-juiced (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Mecha Mayhem Club Card in the inventory, which is consumed.

Give it a Shot
Give it a Shot	Vote for the Smuggler: Acquire 'Smuggler Shot First' Button Vote for the Alien: Acquire Spacefleet Communicator Badge

Does This Bug You? Does This Bug You?
Does This Bug You? Does This Bug You?	Play with the Furball: Gain (up to?) 200 Enchantedness Talk to the Geezer: Acquire effect In the Saucestream (20 turns) Note: Occurs with 'Smuggler Shot First' Button in the inventory, which is consumed.

A Bridge Too Far
A Bridge Too Far	Hit the Holodeck: Gain X in all substats, capped at 200. Practice Diplomacy: Acquire effect Meatwise (20 turns) Note: Occurs with Spacefleet Communicator Badge in the inventory, which is consumed.

451 Degrees! Burning Down the House!
451 Degrees! Burning Down the House!	Read "Burning Loincloths": Gain X Smarm. Read "Tuesdays with the Supreme Being": acquire Supreme Being Glossary Read "Tears of the Dragon-Vampire": Gain X Strongness. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

None Shall Pass
None Shall Pass	Buy a single pass: Lose 30 Meat, Gain 50 Strongness. Buy a multi-pass: Lose 60 Meat, Acquire Multi-pass. Take a pass on the passes: nothing Note: Only occurs if the player does not have a multi-pass during the Future quest.

The Unbearable Supremeness of Being
The Unbearable Supremeness of Being	Try a line: With Supreme Being Glossary, gain X Strongness, Enchantedness, and Smarm. Otherwise, gain X Strongness and Smarm. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

A Winning Pass
A Winning Pass	Present: Gain 75 in all stats Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

OMG KAWAIII
OMG KAWAIII	Whip Out Your Rod: With five elemental essences, acquire essence of cute. Otherwise, nothing. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

The Elements of Surprise . . .
The Elements of Surprise . . .	Push the button: With correct item placement, unannouncedly acquire secret from the future. Otherwise, nothing. Note: Only occurs during the Future quest.

Notes

• The obese tourist and terrifying robot only appear after the player boards the space cruise ship during the Future quest. After the quest is over, the monsters can continue to appear in the zone. Similarly, the Cyborg policeman does not seem to appear before a multi-pass is purchased.
• The choice adventures Savior Faire and The Savorier Savior (and subsequently the other choice adventures triggered by them) do not occur while the player is on the Future quest.
• It is possible to access this part of KoL through teleportitis, if you have an empty agua de vida bottle in your inventory.
• See the Seaside Megalopolis Noncombats page for an overview of non-quest choice adventures.