Seal-clubbing club
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seal-clubbing club
This is a club used to club seals. You could probably club other things with it, too. Just make sure to regularly seal your seal-clubbing club with seal-clubbing club seal.
(Meatsmithing component)
Type: weapon (1-handed club)
Power: 10
Selling Price: 1 Meat.
( In-game plural: seal-clubbing clubs) [edit] Drop Locations
- The Sewer
- Fishing Around in the Sewer
- Sewer Luck! (with ten-leaf clover)
- The Spooky Forest
- A Three-Tined Fork
[edit] Messages
You pretend that <it>'s a seal, and club the crap out of <it> for X damage. ZAP! WHAMMO! BARF!
You pretend <it>'s a Christmas Seal, and festively club them for X damage. KAPOW! KERBLAM! WHAM!
You use your seal-clubbing club to usher <it> into the exclusive "I Just Took X Damage" club. KERBLAM! BIFF! BOINK!
You realize you're never gonna survive unless you get a little crazy, so you crazily bash <it> with your seal-clubbing club for X damage. ZAP! KERBLAM! BIFF!
You compare <it> to a kiss from a rose on the grey. Then you introduce <it> to a kiss from your club on <its> face (for X damage). SMACK! POW! KERBLAM!
- Seal Clubbers start with one of these in their inventory.
- This was the very first item.
- On April 29, 2005, the Giant Trash Quest was accidentally rolled out, and temporarily awarded a seal-clubbing club instead of a giant discarded plastic fork.
- On January 20, 2006, a half-finished page was found which allowed you to trade 1,000 items in exchange for a banana. However, as the banana item was never coded, so the page instead reverted to giving item #1, the seal-clubbing club. Xenophobe subsequently removed the page in question.
[edit] References
[edit] Zapping
[edit] Collection
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