Screwing for Celibacy

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Screwing for Celibacy

You find a group of hippies (technically known as a "funk") all dressed in hippy fatigues, and all heading to a big protest rally about the impending war between the hippies and the frat boys. You join the group and stand in front of a stage with a big "Give Peace WAR a Chance." A grizzled hippy in a thrift-store camouflage jacket comes out and addresses the crowd.

"My fellow hippies," he says, "I know that the past few weeks have seemed like we're on the dark side of the moon. I know that war is good for absolutely nothing, and I know that, like our brother Casey Jones, we must watch our speed to rush to war."

"However," he continues, "we have given peace a chance. And it hasn't worked. I say it is time for us to misty mountain hop over to the frat house, do some bouncing around the room, and crash into those frat boys like bricks from a wall! I know we must emancipate ourselves from mental slavery, but we must also emancipate ourselves from our physical slavery as well! Let us join together, my brothers and sisters, and... meditate and pray for peace, together, before we go out and eviscerate those frat boy punks."

Everyone assumes the lotus position and starts humming. You join in, and briefly feel in tune with the mystical underpinnings of the universe. Dude

Occurs at The Hippy Camp (Verge of War).

References

• The title refers to a popular image of real hippies holding a sign that states, "Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity".
• This adventure alludes to a variety of hippified songs, including "Give Peace a Chance," "Dark Side of the Moon," "War," "Casey Jones," "Misty Mountain Hop," "Bouncing Around the Room," "Crash Into Me," "Another Brick in the Wall," and "Redemption Song."