This is a dark, rich beer with a creamy head and bitter aftertaste. I recommend drinking it only if you don't like your beer like you like your women.
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|You drink the tiny bottle of Scrawny Stout. You contemplate the juxtaposition of the words "scrawny" and "stout" as you savor the juxtaposition of malt and cream.|
|You gain 3 Drunkenness.|