Schmalz's First Prize Beer
(In-game plural: cans of Schmalz's First Prize Beer)
- Obsoleted Areas/Methods
|You put the Schmalz's First Prize Beer in your Familiar-Gro™ Terrarium.|
|The top pops off and a tiny hipster crawls out. He leans against your terrarium wall and looks for popular culture to ironically appropriate.|
|You decide to name it Simon.|
- August 2010's item of the month from Mr. Store.
- Its in-store description: Contains a Mini-Hipster. He does all sorts of random things, but everybody hates him! Technical details are available in this forum thread.
- This item is based off of Pabst Blue Ribbon (otherwise known as PBR), a cheap beer enjoyed by hipsters.
|TOP 10 Schmalz's First Prize Beer collections|
6. CreOsOTe - 4 | 7. Riff - 3 | 8. prETty - 3 | 9. Montoya - 3 | 10. justhappytobehere - 3
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings
| Preceded by:
Juju Mojo Mask
| Schmalz's First Prize Beer
| Succeeded by:|
Greatest American Pants