Scary pirate (28 Days Later)
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 You're fighting a scary pirateLike some cursed pirates, this one looks like a zombie by the light of a full moon (or moons). Unlike most pirates, this one looks like a zombie in any light. You can see every sinew in his rotting arrrrms.
Hit Message(s):
He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrrnnns!" and gnaws on your skull. And your crossbones. Argh! Ow! Ow! Argh!
He loots your booty. It hurts exactly as much as you'd think it would. Ouch! Ugh! Ooh! Argh!
He swings a rusty cutlass at you and slices you in the giblets. Great, now you're going to get lockjaw. Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ugh!
Miss Message(s):
He swings his rusty cutlass at you, but it's too dull to cut you. Regardless of whether you're a lass or not.
He tries to loot your booty, but you shake it too fast for him to keep up.
He moans "brrraaaiiiaaarrrnns!" and starts to gnaw on your skull, but does a pretty lousy jeorb.
Occurred at Wrong Side of the Tracks, 28 Days Later.
References
- "Jeorb" and the strange pronunciation given for "brains" are references to Homestar Runner, specifically Coach Z's accent and his inability to say the word "job" in the cartoon "A Jorb Well Done". "Braiarrrns" is also an attempt to fuse a zombie's catch-phrase "brains" with a pirate's "arr."
- The part about looking like a zombie in the light of the moon is most likely a reference to Pirates of the Caribbean and its zombie pirate crew.
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