Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
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Scandalously Skimpy Bikini
This bikini is itsy-bitsy and teenie-weenie, although it's a sleek black instead of covered with yellow polka-dots. It covers barely enough skin to keep the wearer from getting arrested, and not anywhere near enough to keep her from being very, very popular.
Type: accessory
Mysticality Required: 10
Cannot be traded
Cannot be discarded Enchantment:
Allows you to keep 4 songs in your head instead of 3.
NOTE: You may not equip more than one of this item at a time. ( In-game plural: Slut Bum-Wallahs) Obtained From
- Custom Item
- Given to sassylassy
Notes
References
- The description references the classic novelty song "Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini."
- The plural form is a reference to a joke by Eddie Izzard, regarding the selection of the stage name for the singer Engelbert Humperdinck (born Arnold George Dorsey). In the joke, Izzard performs a mock conversation between Dorsey and his agent, wherein the agent proposes a variety of silly names such as "Slut Bum-Wallah" and "Yangelbert Slaptyback".
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