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Rushing bum

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Rushing bum
Location The Sleazy Back Alley
Hitpoints 1
Attack 1
Defense 1
Initiative 40
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
bum cheek, Mad Train wine, moxie weed
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rushing bum You're fighting a rushing bum

In the Sleazy Back Alley, you are bum rushed by a rushing bum. Yikes!

Hit Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum. What a bummer. Ugh!

He rushes up and smacks you with one feelthy hand. Argh!

He quickly smacks you around a couple of times. Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

Threatening music starts to play as the bum rushes toward you. Bum bum bum! He rushes over and picks up a wooden crate, then bashes you in the head with it. You fall over and hit your head on a barrel. Eek!

Miss Message(s):

The bum kicks you in the bum, but it doesn't hurt much because he's got a bum knee.

He rushes up and smacks at you, but bumbles the whole thing.

He tries to smack you, but you rush backwards.

Fumble Message:

Threatening music plays as the bum prepares to attack you again. Bum bum bum! He picks up a crate to smash your head in, but trips and falls into a nearby barrel. You have a sudden urge to buy expensive furniture.

Bumcheek.gifImage:bumcheek.gifbum cheekYou acquire an item: bum cheek (30.9% chance)*
Wine.gifImage:wine.gifMad Train wineYou acquire an item: Mad Train wine (30.3% chance)*
Heart1.gifImage:heart1.gifmoxie weedYou acquire an item: moxie weed (17.0% chance)*
You gain 1 <substat>.

Occurs in The Sleazy Back Alley.

References

  • "Rushing Bum" is a play on the phrase "Bum Rush", which, in addition to being a Final Fantasy VI blitz move, also means to attack someone with reckless abandon.
  • The critical and fumble message refers to Crate and Barrel, a furniture and housewares store.
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