Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer

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Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer
Rudolph the Red, the Reindeer

Arise, members of the adventurtariat, and throw off the tyranny of begging for candy! You have nothing to lose but your cavities! Er, I mean, you have nothing to lose but the likelihood of having more cavities in the future!

Let not the tyranny of Uncle Crimbo persuade you to celebrate this ideologically unsound, yule-centric holiday mishmash known as Crimboween! Only you can throw off the yoke of your oppressor and lead the charge to a better, more equitable future for all!

Here's your candy, but know it is not the candy that makes you giddy and exciteable, it is the power for revolution within you!

Candycane.gifYou acquire an item: candy cane
or
Coffeecup.gifYou acquire an item: eggnog
or
Fruitcake.gifYou acquire an item: fruitcake
or
Gingerbear.gifYou acquire an item: gingerbread bugbear

Occurs while Trick-or-Treating (a generic adventure added for Halloween XI).

References

  • The description is a reference to the Communist Manifesto.