Rubber emo roe
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rubber emo roe
This is a fake rubber emo roe, perfect for scamming inattentive newbies with, and then getting your account disabled. It also bounces really high, like a superball. (Insert "Superhitler" joke here.)
Type: usable
Selling Price: 5 Meat.
Gift Item
( In-game plural: rubber emo roe) Obtained From
- Skills
- Summon Hilarious Objects
When Used
 Rubber emo roe
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| You bounce the rubber emo roe on the floor and catch it as it ricochets off the ceiling. Unless you're outside, in which case you just dribble it for a bit. Either way, it's a fun way to spend however much time it took you to read this.
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References
- The superball/superhitler is a reference to Adolf Hitler only having one testicle. See "Hitler Has Only Got One Ball".
- Real emo roes are in very high demand and sell for many millions of meat, hence the bit about scamming people with it. Scamming is also a bannable offense, hence the other part about getting your account disabled.
- A roe, in this case, is a squid egg - being a sphere, the rubber emo roe is nothing more than a rubber ball.
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