Riff's butt

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Riff's butt
Monster ID unknown
Locations every 25-35 adventures on April Fool's Day 2011
Hit Points 52
Attack 69
Defense 76
Initiative 0
Meat None
Phylum Indeterminate
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts cheek, crack
intriguing puzzle box
Manuel Entry
refreshedit data
Riff's butt You're fighting Riff's butt

A rift opens in the fabric of reality, and a butt emerges from it. A... familiar-looking butt.

Hit Message(s):

You get hit by the whole butt, which is better than being hit by the butt hole, but just barely. Ouch! Argh! Oof!

It hits you with its left cheek, then turns the other one. Argh! Oof! Argh!

It hits you with its right cheek, then turns the other one. Ooh! Ouch! Argh! Eek!

It delivers a buttload of pain. Given the circumstances, that's the best buttload of anything you could have hoped for. Eek! Oof! Ooh! Eek!

It winks at you. Ugh. Ouch! Argh! Ooh! Ugh! (sleaze damage)

Critical Hit Message:

It hits you with the whole butt and the butt hole, which is unpleasant in too many ways to catalog here. Ooh! Ugh! Argh! Ooh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

It tries to deliver a crapload of pain, but its timing is off.

It tries to hit you with its left cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It tries to hit you with its right cheek, but you cheekily dodge.

It flaps its cheeks ineffectively.

The whole butt, and the butt hole, manage to both miss you.

Fumble Message:

It floats in midair, the moonslight gleaming on each cheek. It's almost majestic, isn't it? (FUMBLE!)

After Combat

Riffpuzzle.gifYou acquire an item: intriguing puzzle box
You gain 20 <substat>.

Occurred at random locations during April Fool's Day 2011.