ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon
Well, it's definitely a weapon of some sort. It consists of four long blades, three wooden poles, six steel chains, and an assortment of spikes. You have absolutely no idea how to use it, but it looks totally badass.
Type: weapon (3-handed ...weapon)
Damage: 10 - 20
Muscle Required: 35
Selling Price: 120 Meat.
+15% chance of Critical Hit
3x chance of Fumble
: ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapons
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You accidentally drop the ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon, but <it> trips on one of the chains and hits <its> head on one of the blades, suffering X damage. BIFF! BOINK! BOINK!
You hit <it> with three blades, a chain, and half of a staff segment, doing a total of X damage. BONK! ZAP! SMACK!
You hit <it> with two blades, two chains, and three staff segments, doing a total of X damage. BIFF! BONK! WHAM!
You manage to hit <it> in both elbows simultaneously, doing X damage. ZAP! POW! WHAM!
You wrap one of the chains around <its> neck and then hit <it> in the nose with one of the blunt parts. It's not graceful, but it does X damage. BOOF! KAPOW! POW!