This is a dusty, nearly fossilized piece of candy -- you know, the kind you find fused together in a solid mass in Grandma's candy dish. Its curiously weak spearmint flavor and rock-hard consistency make it slightly less popular at Halloween than a razor blade in an apple.
And no, it's not 'ribbon' as in 'gift,' it's 'ribbon' as in 'typewriter.'
Selling Price: 50 Meat.
Effect: Sugar Rush (10 Adventures)+20% Combat Initiative
(In-game plural: ribbons of ribbon candy)