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Revolting bugbear

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Revolting bugbear
Location The Bugbear Pens
Hitpoints 10
Attack 13
Defense  ?
Initiative  ?
Meat None
Element stench
Physical None
Drops
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revolting bugbear You're fighting a revolting bugbear

"The bugbears are revolting!"

"You said it, they stink on ice."

This bugbear has violently turned against its Gnollish masters. Also, it smells really bad.

Hit Message(s):

The bugbear swipes at your shoulder with mud-encrusted claws. At least, you hope it's mud. Eek! Oof! (stench damage)

You catch a whiff of the bugbear's breath. Your stomach does a little dance-dance of revulsion. Ugh! Ouch! (stench damage)

Critical Hit Message:

The bugbear raises its arm, apparently to make some sort of "Viva La Revolucion" gesture. The stench from beneath that arm is nearly unbearable. Eek! Ooh! (stench damage)

Miss Message(s):

The bugbear catches a whiff of itself and blacks out for a moment.

The bugbear shows you a picture of Mairman Chow, the leader of The Bugbear Revolution. You tell him he'll never make it with anyone if he keeps whipping that out.

The bugbear wobbles dizzily for a moment, but it doesn't fall down.

Fumble Message:

The bugbear raises its arm, apparently to make some sort of "Viva La Revolucion" gesture, but is knocked out by the stench of his own underarm.

You gain 2-3 <substat>.

Occurs at The Bugbear Pens (pre-Felonia).

References

Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!
  • "Dance-dance of revulsion" refers to the arcade game, Dance Dance Revolution.
  • Mairman Chow is a play on Chairman Mao ZeDong, a Chinese Marxist military and political leader and writer.
  • One of the miss texts refers to the Beatles song "Revolution 1": "But if you go carrying pictures of Chairman Mao / you ain't gonna make it with anyone anyhow".
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