Resolution: be luckier
This is a slip of paper with a motivational speech written on it designed to inspire you to be... luckier? You're not entirely sure how that's supposed to work.
(In-game plural: resolutions: be luckier)
- Summon Resolutions
|You read aloud:
"I, <playername>, resolve to do everything within my power to make myself naturally luckier."
Since there are exactly zero things within your power that will do that, you're finished before you even start.
|TOP 10 resolution: be luckier collections|
6. The Clown Prince of Crime - 322 | 7. Charles Q Beef - 300 | 8. Nikademus - 299 | 9. Shoop8000 - 297 | 10. Lungbutter - 286
Collection data courtesy of ePeterso2 and Jicken Wings