resolution: be luckier
This is a slip of paper with a motivational speech written on it designed to inspire you to be... luckier? You're not entirely sure how that's supposed to work.Type: potionEffect: Fortunate ResolveDuration: 20 AdventuresCannot be discarded
"I, <playername>, resolve to do everything within my power to make myself naturally luckier."
Since there are exactly zero things within your power that will do that, you're finished before you even start.