Regular old bat
|Regular old bat|
|Monster Parts||head, wing, torso|
This is a perfectly ordinary bat.
It sinks its freakish little claws into your tender <shins>. Eek! Ouch!
It buries its fangs into your neck, sucking your very life's essence. Man, that sucks. Oof! Oof!
It vanishes into the dark of the cave. You won't cry for yesterday -- there's an ordinary bat somehow you've got to find. Fortunately, you find it as it sinks its fangs into your <bung>. Ugh! Ugh!
It does something an ordinary, ho-hum bat does several times a day. Man, that's never going to come off of your equipment. Ouch! Eek!
It flaps its wings ferociously and becomes a ball of squeaking fury headed straight toward your neck. Its fangs pierce through you and its squeaks pierce your ears. Hey, you should get some jewelry. Ooh! Ow!
It tries to claw you, but you bat it away.
It tries to suck your blood, but you give it a good thwack on the head.
It vanishes somewhere into the cave. Now there's an ordinary bat somehow you have to find. Fortunately, the bat now also has to find you before it can attack again.
It releases a steaming wad of guano at you, but you leap to the side.
Its sonar malfunctions and it tries to sink its fangs into a large stalactite. Or stalagmite. Whichever is the one on the ground. (FUMBLE!)
|You gain 18-26 Meat (average: 22, stdev: 2)*|
|You acquire an item: bat guano (16.2% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: batgut (13.3% chance)*|
|You acquire an item: bat wing (16.5% chance)*|
|You gain 3-4 <substat>.|
Occurs at Entryway.
- "You won't cry for yesterday -- there's an ordinary bat somehow you've got to find." is a reference to the Duran Duran song Ordinary World.