Recruit Zombie

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Recruit Zombie

Recruit Zombie

Type: Noncombat
MP Cost: n/a

The other zombies you run into seem to be quite happy to follow you around and take orders from you. Wow, maybe you're some kind of super powerful Zombie Master thing! Or maybe they think you're their mommy. Awwww.

Spend some time looking for a new friend

Source: Ascend as a Zombie slayer
Price: N/A
Class: Zombie Master
Level: N/A
Effect: Spend an adventure to add 1 zombie to your horde.
When Used:

Recruitment Jive
Recruitment Jive

It seems that you're some kind of Zombie Master, with the ability to mentally control regular zombies. This sounds like a pretty awesome power, but if you don't actually have any zombies to control, it's not all that useful. A bit like having your own sno-cone machine, but none of the flavored syrups.

If you've got some extra time on your hands, though, you could probably round up a few of the zombies aimlessly wandering the streets.

Go Recruiting (1 Adventure each)

You approach a wandering zombie and wave to get its attention. "Hey there, like to join up with me? It's a man's life in the zombie horde!" "Graaaaaagh!" the zombie replies.

"Oh, sorry. Sure, it's a woman's life too."

or

You search around for a while, and eventually find a zombie chewing on a large rat. "Graaaagh!" he says, clutching the rat protectively as you approach.

"Relax, man," you say. "I don't want your rat. Listen, why don't you come with me? I bet we can find you something better to eat."

"Graaaooo?" he asks.

"...Yeah, like a bigger rat. Sure."

or

You head over to the Mall of Loathing, which has turned into a major zombie hot-spot, and find one rather sad specimen attempting to eat a mannequin. You recruit him into your horde out of sympathy.

or

On the outskirts of the town, you find an unmarked grave -- you don't have any trouble spotting it, because of the hand sticking out of the ground, struggling to free itself. You dig up the zombie, and it gratefully joins your horde.

or, if recruiting more than one zombie

You head into town and round up a few zombies with promises of adventure, excitement, and delicious brains. (And free comic books, at the request one zombie who seems a little odd, but whatever. Everyone needs a hobby.)

Never mind.
You decide there are probably more profitable uses for your time.