You're fighting some Really Interesting Wallpaper
As you wander through your mediocre trip, you see that the walls are covered with wallpaper that has the most interesting pattern you've ever seen. It seems to swirl before your eyes, promising glimpses of forbidden secrets hidden deep beneath the surface of the world.
Critical Hit Message:
The swirls in the wallpaper suddenly spell out your name. You get all freaked out. Oof! Argh! Ouch! (spooky damage)
You lean closer to the wallpaper to look at a particularly significant swirl, lose your balance, and smack your head on the wall. Eek! Oof! Oof! Ouch!
You carefully follow a single line as it meanders along the wall... when it is interrupted by a seam in the wallpaper, you freak out. Oof! Ooh! Eek! Ugh!
The swirls in the wallpaper suddenly spell out your name. Wow, that's friendly wallpaper!
You wrench your attention from the wallpaper and stare at the ceiling for a while.
You stop for a moment and wonder if the wallpaper might not actually be as deeply meaningful as it appears. Hmm.
Occurs during the Mediocre Trip.