Reach Out and Offend Someone (South of the Border)

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Reach Out and Offend Someone

You forget where you were meaning to go, and instead stagger into a phone booth somewhere South of the Border.

You proceed to call all of your relatives and tell them exactly how you feel about them.

Lucky for you, none of the calls actually go through, because you didn't dial the right international codes. But hey, at least you got some practice insulting people!

Occurs during St. Sneaky Pete's Day Stupor on St. Sneaky Pete's Day XI - XIV.

Notes

• The phrase "Reach out and touch someone" is an AT&T tagline.