Rain-Doh yellow laser gun
I've got something for you. It is shiny, it is clean. It's this yellow gun that shoots laser beams. The beams themselves are more of a greenish-blue, like a "maim" rather than a "kill."
(In-game plural: Rain-Doh yellow laser guns)
- can of Rain-Doh
- on successful hit
|Monster attack power reduced by 1-7|
|Monster defense reduced by 1-7|
- Super Accurate seems to be +X to-hit bonus, as spaded here.
- Changes all player-generated sound effects to PEW!
- The first three lines of the description refer to nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot's song "Yellow Lasers", which is, uh...not actually about lasers.