The Raffle House
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(Redirected from Raffle House) The Raffle House is located on the Right Side of the Tracks. It was constructed on the former site of the LAAAAME Observatory. Players could purchase a raffle ticket for 1,000 meat. Drawings were held daily until October 15, 2008.
Since November 5, 2008:
| Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.
Here's how it works: you buy some raffle tickets, and every day (at rollover) we'll draw one to see who wins our Fabulous Prize, which will be delivered to you in one of our special packages. Tickets are non-transferrable, but we will accept tickets from Hagnk's if you should ascend before the drawing.
All proceeds will be donated to an unspecified but very worthy charity of our choosing. So, how many tickets do you want?
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Today's Raffle Prize:
| First prize:
| (desert mutant familiar hatchling)
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| Second prize:
| (depleted Grimacite item plans)
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X first prize lots and X second prize lots are available. One prize lot per winner. All ticket sales are final. Void where prohibited by law. Part of a complete breakfast.
- If you haven't bought any tickets yet:
You haven't bought any tickets for today's raffle.
You have purchased N tickets for today's raffle. Good luck!
Winners of Yesterday's Raffle:
| Name
| Prize
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| (Listing of the winners from the previous day)
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Buy Raffle Tickets:
Here you go, Adventurer. Best of luck!
October 15 to November 4, 2008
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| Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.
Due to a recent business arrangement made by my employers, we are not running any raffles at the present time.
Rest assured that our organization is hard at work trying to figure out new ways to flee... ahem... serve you in the future.
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Before Oct. 15, 2008:
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| Greetings, Adventurer, and welcome to our Raffle House, which is completely and totally legitimate and fully-licensed by the Council of Loathing.
Here's how it works: you buy some raffle tickets, and every day we'll draw one to see who wins our Fabulous Prize, which will be delivered to you in one of our special packages. Tickets are non-transferrable, but we will accept tickets from Hagnk's if you should ascend before the drawing.
All proceeds will be donated to an unspecified but very worthy charity of our choosing. So, how many tickets do you want?
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Today's Raffle Prize:
| First prize:
| (a piece of Grimacite equipment)
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| Second prize:
| (a random second prize)
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1 first prize lot is available and 3 second prize lots are available. One prize lot per winner. All ticket sales are final.
Winners of Yesterday's Raffle:
| Name
| Prize
| Place
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| (Listing of the winners from the previous day)
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Buy Raffle Tickets:
Here you go. Good luck.
First Prizes, pre-NS13
The first prize in each day's raffle is a piece of equipment, made from Grimacite.
First Prizes, post NS13
First prizes after NS13 are made of depleted Grimacite instead.
Second Prizes
The second prize is a consumable item made from Grimacite.
First Prizes, since November 5, 2008
Second Prizes, since November 5, 2008
Notes
- Prizes are delivered in a raffle prize box, so that those in in Hardcore or Ronin may receive their prizes without gaining a significant advantage over other players.
- Raffle tickets can be purchased using funds from Hagnk's Ancestral Mini-Storage.
- When you enter anything other than a positive number as the amount of tickets to buy, you get the response
- Buying less than one ticket is... unwise.
History
- The Raffle House opened on June 13, 2006.
- New first prizes appeared on June 25, 2007, with the advent of NS13.
- Starting January 9th, 2008, special first and second prizes were listed to be given away, due to a large confiscation of items from disabled accounts, related to the exploitation of two infinite meat bugs. The following was appended to the store text:
- We have recently acquired a large number of rare and valuable items as a result of an unfortunate accident which befell some wealthy citizens of Loathing. This could be your big chance, Adventurer, to own a piece of history.
- January 9th, 2008 - 53 Crimbo P. R. E. S. S. I. E.s, 10 chunks of petrified time
- January 10th, 2008 - 18 V for Vivala masks, 100 zombie glands pineal
- January 11th, 2008 - 24 class five ecto-larvae, 100 zombie glands pineal
- January 12th, 2008 - 26 navel ring of navel gazings, 37 tiny plastic swords
- January 13th, 2008 - 28 wizard action figures, 37 tiny plastic swords
- January 14th, 2008 - 67 bottle-rocket crossbows, 20 spooky hockey masks
- January 15th, 2008 - 26 bottled green pixies, 5 bows
- January 16th, 2008 - 21 Mayflower bouquets, 3 hockey sticks of furious angry rage
- January 17th, 2008 - 13 dandy lion cubs, 9 sheets of wrapping paper
- January 18th, 2008 - 14 Librams of Candy Heart Summoning, 3 17-balls
- January 19th, 2008 - 29 Great Balls of Frozen Fire, 5 bows
- January 20th, 2008 - 14 pilgrim shields, 20 spooky hockey masks
- January 21st, 2008 - 4 plastic pumpkin buckets, 25 cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
- January 22th, 2008 - 4 nervous tick eggs, 13 bottles of single-barrel whiskey
- January 23th, 2008 - 4 jitterbug larvae, 20 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
- January 24th, 2008 - 14 pairs of Travoltan trousers, 100 zombie glands pineal
- January 25th, 2008 - 8 Comma Chameleon eggs, 5 bows
- January 26th, 2008 - 2 astral badgers, 10 incredibly dense meat gems
- January 27th, 2008 - 14 McPhee's Grimoires of Hilarious Object Summoning, 10 chunks of petrified time
- January 28th, 2008 - 2 March hats, 100 zombie glands pineal
- January 29th, 2008 - 19 iceberglets, 5 Talismen of Baio
- January 30th, 2008 - 2 Tomes of Snowcone Summoning, 3 Counterclockwise Watches
- January 31st, 2008 - 2 sweet nutcrackers, 20 radio button candies
- February 1st, 2008 - 2 miniscule temporal rips, 20 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
- February 2nd, 2008 - 8 unwound cymbal-playing monkeys, 3 Talismen of Bakula
- February 3rd, 2008 - 5 calm attention-deficit demons, 10 incredibly dense meat gems
- February 4th, 2008 - 2 doppelshifter eggs, 10 chunks of petrified time
- February 5th, 2008 - 20 Jekyllin hide belts, 20 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
- February 6th, 2008 - 3 pygmy bugbear shamen, 5 bows
- February 7th, 2008 - 2 pairs of wax lips, 20 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
- February 8th, 2008 - 2 deflated inflatable dodecapedes, 3 hypnodisks
- February 9th, 2008 - 3 miniature gravy-covered maypoles, 3 Platinum Yendorian Express Cards
- February 10th, 2008 - 2 personal raindrops, 100 zombie glands pineal
- February 11th, 2008 - 2 emo roes, 10 chunks of petrified time
- February 12th, 2008 - 4 lucky Tams O'Shanter, 3 crazy bastard swords
- February 13th, 2008 - 2 silk garter snakes, 100 zombie glands pineal
- February 14th, 2008 - 2 orphan baby yeti, 4 Dallas Dynasty Falcon Crest shields
- February 15th, 2008 - 2 crimbo elflings, 25 cans of Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air
- February 16th, 2008 - 2 hand turkey outlines, 5 pairs of Radio Free Pants
- February 17th, 2008 - 2 Cheshire Bittens, 5 Radio Free Foils
- February 18th, 2008 - 2 coffee sprites, 5 Radio Free Baseball Caps
- February 19th, 2008 - 2 Dark Jills-O-Lantern, 20 St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies baskets
- February 20th, 22nd, & 23rd, 2008 - 5 Talismen of Baio were substituted for the second prizes.
- October 15th, 2008 - The Raffle House was closed for an undisclosed reason.
- November 4th, 2008 - The Raffle House reopened, offering a mutant cactus bud for first prize and plans for depleted Grimacite hammer for second prize.
References
- The name "Raffle House" may be a reference to the Waffle House chain of restaurants.
See also
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