Racecar Bob

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Racecar Bob
Monster ID 131
Locations Inside the Palindome
Hit Points 139
Attack 144
Defense 124
No-Hit 154
Initiative 80
Meat 96-144
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
enormous belt buckle, leather chaps, mesh cap, stunt nuts, ketchup hound, folder (D-Team)
Quest "I Love Me, Vol. I", photograph of a dog
Manuel Entry
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Racecar Bob You're fighting Racecar Bob

This is one half of the feared Twins of Nas'Kar. They like driving fast, drinking cheap beer, and kicking your ass.

Hit Message(s):

I tell ya whut, he just about lays down the smack on yer ass. Ooh! Ugh!

Reckon he just about smacks y'all right upside the <knee>. Argh! Ugh!

Well, that ol' Racecar Bob sure did just whack you in the <knee> with the steering wheel he's holding. Ooh! Ugh!

I reckon them Nas'Kar boys are just about the biggest pains in the neck in the county. Especially when they smack you in the neck, like this one just did. Eek! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

Racecar Bob calls Bob Racecar, his brother/cousin, over. Together, the two of them pound on you somethin' fierce. Ow! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

I tell ya whut, he just about tried to kick y'all in the ass and missed.

Reckon he tried ta smack y'all upside the <foot>, but don't reckon he managed to do it.

Well, that ol' Racecar Bob tried to hit you, but you dodged him with a resounding Yeeee-HAW!

I reckon that Nas'Kar boy was too drunk on 3.2 to even get close to hitting you.

Fumble Message:

Now, that ol' Racecar Bob tried to hit you, but he tripped and fell over a nearby cliff. Looks like them Nas'Kar boys better grow some wings. Or at least start flappin' their arms (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain 96-144 Meat (average: 120, stdev: 10.2)*
Buckle.gifYou acquire an item: enormous belt buckle (24.6% chance)*
Dog.gifYou acquire an item: ketchup hound (? chance)*
Chaps.gifYou acquire an item: leather chaps (14.3% chance)*
Meshcap.gifYou acquire an item: mesh cap (13.6% chance)*
Nutsack.gifYou acquire an item: stunt nuts (29.3% chance)*
Folder2.gifYou acquire an item: folder (D-Team) (?% chance)*
Book4.gifYou acquire an item: "I Love Me, Vol. I" (?% chance)*
Dogphoto.gifYou acquire an item: photograph of a dog (?% chance)*
You gain 36 <substat>.

Occurs Inside the Palindome.

Notes

  • The disposable instant camera gives a quest item when used against a Bob.
  • Racecar Bob's attack and dodge messages are the same as Bob Racecar.
  • Bob Racecar and Racecar Bob's images are mirror image of each other.
  • Bob Racecar and Racecar Bob's names are also mirrored, letter for letter, since "racecar" and "Bob," alone, are palindromes in themselves.

History

  • Racecar Bob began dropping the ketchup hound as of a trivial update on March 10, 2013.
  • The image for this monster was changed on February 28, 2014. It used to be:
    Racebob.gif

References

  • The "Twins of Nas'Kar" is a reference to the National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR).
  • The "Twins" could also allude to the marketing gimmick used by the Coors Brewing Company, the Coors Light Twins.
  • The last phrase, "Now, that ol' Racecar Bob tried to hit you, but he tripped and fell over a nearby cliff. Looks like them Nas'Kar boys better grow some wings. Or at least start flappin' their arms." is likely based on the voiceovers from the Dukes of Hazzard television show.
  • "3.2" is a colloquial term for low-alcohol (and often cheap) beer. Though it may be hard to get drunk on 3.2 (as asserted by the Hot Buttered Rum String Band), it is quite possible.