Pygmy blowgunner
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 You're fighting a pygmy blowgunnerThis pygmy is armed with a simple projectile device, and an even simpler plan: shoot you, run a short distance away, wait for you to catch up, repeat. The idea is that eventually, you'll get so annoyed that you'll have an aneurysm and die.
Hit Message(s):
He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. Eek! Oof! Ugh! Oof! Ouch!
He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. God, you hate him. Oof! Eek! Ooh! Ugh! Oof! Ugh!
Critical Hit Message:
He shoots you with his blowgun, then runs a short distance away. You think you hear a vein in your head go 'pop'. Ow! Eek! Ugh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
He stands quietly for a moment, waiting for you to run back into range. Bastard.
He shoots at you with his blowgun, but misses. He hops up and down angrily.
Fumble Message:
He shoots you with his blowgun, but nothing happens. Guess it's time to reload.
 | You gain 86-118 Meat. |
Occurs in Ruins.
References
- This likely parodies similar foes from the game Diablo II, which force melee characters to chase them all over the damn map, the bastards.
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