Punk Rock Giant

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Punk Rock Giant
Monster ID 1336
Locations The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor)
Hit Points 150
Attack 150
Defense 140
Initiative 50
Meat 40-60
Phylum humanoid
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
giant safety pin, punk rock jacket, stolen sushi, folder (smiley face)
Manuel punk patch
Manuel Entry
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Punk Rock Giant You're fighting a Punk Rock Giant

This giant is an antichrist and an anarchist, and believes that those two words rhyme, for some reason. He wants to be your boyfriend, to be sedated, and to sniff some glue. But mostly he wants to listen to ne'er-do-wells with no musical talent bang out three chords on a guitar and shout about how angry and hardcore they are. For some reason, that desire necessitates having a mohawk, and a leather jacket with pins and buttons stuck all over it. He sips a doublewhiskeycokenoice, then sneers at you above the metallics on his jacket and, apropos of nothing, sneers, "recognize the giants, slut!"

Hit Message(s):

He starts a one-giant mosh pit and throws an elbow that knocks the wind out of you. Ow! Argh! Ouch!

He beats on you with a baseball bat. What can you do? Ouch! Eek! Ouch!

He pokes you with his spiky mohawk. The effect is hair-raising. And painful. Eek! Ow! Argh!

He pulls the safety pin out of his nose and stabs you with it. Safety, my aunt Fanny! Ouch! Oof! Ugh!

He stomps you with his giant, crusty boots. Ow! Ooh! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

He shouts, "Hey! Ho! Let's go!" and does his best to pummel you through the floor. (CRITICAL HIT!) Oof! Ooh! Ooh!

Miss Message(s):

He starts a one-giant mosh pit, but you steer clear.

He tries to beat on you with a baseball bat, but you're not enough of a brat to be beaten like that.

He tries to poke you with his mohawk, but it's not spiky enough.

He tries to stab you with a safety pin, but it's too safe to hurt you.

He tries to stomp you with his giant, crusty boots, but you avoid getting booted.

Fumble Message:

He shouts, "Gabba Gabba we accept you we accept you one of us!" You're a little confused, but at least he isn't attacking. (FUMBLE!)


After Combat

Meat.gifYou gain ?42-60? Meat
Safetypin.gifYou acquire an item: giant safety pin (10% chance)*
Punkjacket.gifYou acquire an item: punk rock jacket (10% chance)*
Sushipiece.gifYou acquire an item: stolen sushi (25% chance)*
Punkpatch.gifYou acquire an item: punk patch (15% chance)*
Folder2.gifYou acquire an item: folder (smiley face)

Occurs at The Castle in the Clouds in the Sky (Top Floor).

Notes

References

  • The part of the description about rhyming "anarchist" and "Antichrist" is a reference to the Sex Pistols song "Anarchy in the UK".
  • The description also contains references to the Ramones songs "I Wanna Be Your Boyfriend" and "I Wanna Be Sedated".
  • The combat messages reference a number of other songs by the Ramones: the hit and miss messages about beating you with a baseball bat refer to "Beat on the Brat", the critical hit message references "Blitzkrieg Bop", and the fumble message is a reference to "Pinhead".
  • "Doublewhiskeycokenoice" is a song by Dillinger Four.
  • At the end of the April 1, 2014 radio show Mr. Skullhead explains that the Punk Rock Giant's sneer is a reference to the Dwarves slogan, "Recognize the Dwarves, slut!"