Princess Layla

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Princess Layla
Princess Layla

Hey, aren't you a little short for a bounty hunter? I'm going to have to get down on my knees to talk to you! I'm beggin' darlin', please, tell me what you want from me. What, you don't recognize me? It's somebody who loves you!

What do you mean, 'I know?' What kind of an answer is that when someone tells you that they love you! Take off that mask and let me see you.

Oh, you're a trick-or-treater. Forget everything I just said.

What? Yeah, I did make this gold bikini myself. I'm glad you like it. You don't think it's too skimpy, do you?

Hey, do you want to see something I've been working on in my spare time? I've figured out how to make shiny, clean laser beams in the most fetching shade of yellow -- okay, fine, just take your candy and go.


Lucre.gifYou acquire an item: chocolate filthy lucre

Occurs while Trick or Treating in the Bounty-Hunting Rig.

References

  • This adventure is a mixture of Princess Leia of Star Wars fame and the song "Layla," by Eric Clapton.
  • The reference to yellow lasers is a reference to the MC Frontalot song "Yellow Lasers," about a woman who attends a Star Wars convention dressed as Princess Leia for nefarious purposes.
  • "Aren't you a little short for a bounty hunter?" is a reference to Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope, where Luke Skywalker is dressed as a stormtrooper and Leia asks, "Aren't you a little short for a stormtrooper?"
  • "What do you mean, 'I know?' What kind of an answer is that when someone tells you that they love you!" is a reference to Star Wars Episode V, Leia tells Han that she loves him, and Han replies, "I know."