Primordial Fear

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Description

You remember finding your way to a higher, warmer, oranger part of the Primordial Soup. You were hungry for adventure. And for food.

Every time you tried to swim upward, you ran into a virus named Cyrus. That guy was a real jerk.

You remember inadvertently making him *adjectives*.

Tasks

• Adventure in The Primordial Soup three times to get past the introduction.
• Adventure once more and get the first choice adventure. Swim downward and collect your first memory of some delicious amino acids. Use it.
• Adventure once more and get the choice adventure again. This time, Swim upward. Now you are in the zone for real.
• Collect memories of As, Gs, Cs and Ts and combine them to create some combat items. You will need three unique combat items. You will also need 11 more amino acids. The fastest way to collect all these items is to use clovers (about 3 should suffice); or you could fight for them.
• Having consumed 3 memories of some delicious amino acids triggers the Soupercharged adventure.
• Fight Cyrus the Virus and use one of the combat items on him immediately. You will need to do this three times, using a unique combat item each time and using 3 more memories of some delicious amino acids items after each fight to re-gain access to the Soupercharged adventure.
• Get the Soupercharged adventure one last time.

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• Upon finishing the quest

You swam up into the yellowness, and sure enough, there was Cyrus.

"Hey jerkass," he said, his everpresent scowl still on his face. "I was waiting for you to come back, so I could thank you. You've fixed me all up, and now I can leave this dump behind and move on to bigger and better things. Look out, world, 'cause here comes Cyrus!"

He turned away to leave, but abruptly turned back.

"Oh yeah, I almost forgot. Here y'go." he said, as he smacked you in the face with his tail and swam upward, out of sight.

Infuriated, you sank back down into the orangeness.

You lose X hit points.

Notes

• There is no reward for finishing the quest, except making the Hyboria quest available in Memories of the Distant Past.
• You receive a note in the "Completed Quests" portion of your Quest Log stating "You remember creating an unstoppable supervirus. Congratulations!"