Possessed wine rack
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 You're fighting a possessed wine rackThis is an old, splintering wooden wine rack that has been taken over by evil spirits and wants revenge against humans for the years that they used it as storage. It still has a lot of bottles of wine in it -- presumably some of the bottles have turned to vinegar, and judging by its aggressive behavior you'd say an equal number of them have turned to piss.
Hit Message(s):
A bottle of fortified wine flies out of the rack and clocks you soundly -- apparently it was fortified with iron, or possibly lead.Oof! Argh! Ouch! Ugh! Argh! Ouch!
A bottle of vermouth flies out of the rack and hits you right in yer mouth. Argh! Ooh! Oof! Ugh! Ooh! Eek!
Critical Hit Message:
A bottle of Chablis flies out of the wine rack and hits you. It turns out it was a pretty good year -- for concussions. Ugh! Ow! Oof! Ow! Ooh! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
A bottle of port flies at you, but you dodge to starboard.
The wine rack gallops toward you, but you manage to avoid being trampled.
Fumble Message:
A bottle of Chablis flies out of the wine rack and smashes into the wall. An aromatic vintage, but not so aerodynamic.
Occurs at the Wine Racks in the Spookyraven Manor Wine Cellar.
References
- Being "full of piss and vinegar" is an old phrase, probably originating in the early 20th century, meaning rowdy, boisterous, or full of energy.
- Port is a type of wine, as well as a nautical term meaning to the left of a vessel; starboard means to the right of a vessel.
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