Pop-and-lock raver

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Pop-and-lock raver
Monster ID 856
Locations Outside the Club
Hit Points 150
Attack 140
Defense 126
Initiative
Meat None
Phylum dude
Elements None
Resistance None
Monster Parts head, arm, leg, torso
Drops
baggy rave pants, glowstick on a string, teddybear backpack
Manuel Entry
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pop-and-lock raver You're fighting a pop-and-lock raver

A raver wearing pants so large he's practically swimming in them confronts you with a mocking look on his face. "Sorry, old-timer," he smirks, "but this is a rave club. They don't play ragtime here. Or maybe you'd prefer a nice waltz?" The other ravers giggle.

"A waltz would be difficult, considering I'm going to have my foot up your ass in a moment."

The raver narrows his eyes and shuffles closer to you, jerking his limbs in a weird slow-motion rhythm. "Is that some kind of a threat?" he sneers.

"It's some kind of a promise, kiddo."

Hit Message(s):

He spins around and around, whipping you with his baggy pants. Ouch! Oof! Ooh!

He decides that weird dance moves aren't as effective as a foot to the face. Ow! Ow! Ugh!

He searches his pockets and pulls out a pacifier, a jar of muscle ointment, and a flail. Guess which one hurts the most? Ugh! Eek! Eek!

Critical Hit Message:

He pulls out a couple of glowsticks on strings and spins them around in complex patterns over his head. It's really pretty, until one slams into your <giblets> and the other one hits your <nipple>. Oof! Ow! Ow!

Miss Message(s):

He charges you, but his pants fall down and he has to pick them back up before he continues.

He decides that weird dance moves aren't effective attacks, but can't think of anything else to do.

He stops to rifle his pockets, and searches deeper and deeper until he's almost disappeared into his own pants.

Fumble Message:

He spins a couple of glowsticks on strings, but gets them tangled up in his pants and has to extricate himself. (FUMBLE!)

Special Move(s):

The raver's movements suddenly become spastic and jerky, like low-quality claymation. The weird rhythmic effect is puzzling, and his final quick jab to your <kidney> catches you off-guard. Ow! Oof! Eek! Ooh!

or

The raver's movements suddenly become spastic and jerky. The weird rhythmic effect is puzzling, but you make yourself feel better by calling him a spaz and a jerk.


After Combat

Equipment you can knock loose by using Rave Steal:

Baggypants.gifYou acquire an item: baggy rave pants
Glowstickneckl.gifYou acquire an item: glowstick on a string
Bearpack.gifYou acquire an item: teddybear backpack

Occurs at Outside the Club.

Notes

His special move cues you in to study him by using Gothy Handwave.