Pooltergeist
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 You're fighting a pooltergeist
This is a vaguely humanoid figure made up of a cloud of spooky levitating pool balls. You spend a few seconds trying to figure out the best place to kick it, but to no avail. It hovers toward you, eerily clicking and clacking.
Hit Message(s):
It hits you on either side of your head with a pair of 4-balls. If only it had yelled "Fore!" first to give you some warning. Oof! Argh! Oof!
It hits you in the <nipple> with a 1-ball. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!
It performs an elaborate internal bankshot, and a 6-ball rockets at you. It's too bad you didn't have a pocket in your <nipple> -- that wouldn't have hurt nearly as much. Oof! Ouch! Argh!
Critical Hit Message:
It slides two balls under each of your feet, which cause you to slip and fall down. Then it hits you in the <nipple> with a 1-ball, the <nipple> with a 3-ball, the <nipple> with a 5-ball, and the <nipple> with a 7-ball. What an odd combination. Oof! Argh! Eek!
Miss Message(s):
It slings three balls at you, but you quickly catch them, juggle them for a while, and throw them back.
It hurls a 1-ball at you, but the ball is too yellow to get near enough to hurt you.
It slings a 6-ball at you, but you duck behind the pool table and it ricochets harmlessly off of the rail.
Fumble Message:
The pooltergeist floats toward you, but accidentally collides with a rack of pool cues. Hilarity ensues. For you, not for the pooltergeist.
Occurs at The Haunted Billiards Room.
Notes
- There are two distinct versions of this monster, indistinguishable until the end of combat - one is a normal encounter dropping balls 1-8, while the other is an ultra-rare which drops only the 17-ball.
References
- A slang term for testicles is "balls", which can be a very painful part of the body to have kicked. This apparition is nothing but balls, hence the joke about figuring out the best place to kick it.
- Pooltergeist is also a play on poltergeist, a ghost which manifests itself by moving around inanimate objects - like pool balls, for instance.
- "Fore!" is a warning called out in golf when a ball is hit dangerously close to another golfer.
- The color of the 1-ball in a traditional billiards set is yellow, which is also slang for being cowardly. Hence the miss message.
- The odd combination in the critical hit message is the sequence of the odd numbered balls in pool.
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