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Pooltergeist

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Pooltergeist
Location The Haunted Billiards Room
Hitpoints 25
Attack 20
Defense 20
Initiative  ?
Meat None
Element None
Physical None
Drops
1-ball, 2-ball, 3-ball, 4-ball, 5-ball, 6-ball, 7-ball, 8-ball, 17-ball (Ultra Rare drop)
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pooltergeist You're fighting a pooltergeist

This is a vaguely humanoid figure made up of a cloud of spooky levitating pool balls. You spend a few seconds trying to figure out the best place to kick it, but to no avail. It hovers toward you, eerily clicking and clacking.

Hit Message(s):

It hits you on either side of your head with a pair of 4-balls. If only it had yelled "Fore!" first to give you some warning. Oof! Argh! Oof!

It hits you in the <nipple> with a 1-ball. Ooh! Ouch! Eek!

It performs an elaborate internal bankshot, and a 6-ball rockets at you. It's too bad you didn't have a pocket in your <nipple> -- that wouldn't have hurt nearly as much. Oof! Ouch! Argh!

Critical Hit Message:

It slides two balls under each of your feet, which cause you to slip and fall down. Then it hits you in the <nipple> with a 1-ball, the <nipple> with a 3-ball, the <nipple> with a 5-ball, and the <nipple> with a 7-ball. What an odd combination. Oof! Argh! Eek!

Miss Message(s):

It slings three balls at you, but you quickly catch them, juggle them for a while, and throw them back.

It hurls a 1-ball at you, but the ball is too yellow to get near enough to hurt you.

It slings a 6-ball at you, but you duck behind the pool table and it ricochets harmlessly off of the rail.

Fumble Message:

The pooltergeist floats toward you, but accidentally collides with a rack of pool cues. Hilarity ensues. For you, not for the pooltergeist.

1ball.gifImage:1ball.gif1-ballYou acquire an item: 1-ball (2.8% chance)*
2ball.gifImage:2ball.gif2-ballYou acquire an item: 2-ball (2.8% chance)*
3ball.gifImage:3ball.gif3-ballYou acquire an item: 3-ball (2.7% chance)*
4ball.gifImage:4ball.gif4-ballYou acquire an item: 4-ball (3.4% chance)*
5ball.gifImage:5ball.gif5-ballYou acquire an item: 5-ball (3.5% chance)*
6ball.gifImage:6ball.gif6-ballYou acquire an item: 6-ball (2.5% chance)*
7ball.gifImage:7ball.gif7-ballYou acquire an item: 7-ball (2.2% chance)*
8ball.gifImage:8ball.gif8-ballYou acquire an item: 8-ball (14.4% chance)*
17ball.gifImage:17ball.gif17-ballYou acquire an item: 17-ball (ultra rare chance)*
You gain 5 <substat>.

Occurs at The Haunted Billiards Room.

Notes

  • There are two distinct versions of this monster, indistinguishable until the end of combat - one is a normal encounter dropping balls 1-8, while the other is an ultra-rare which drops only the 17-ball.

References

  • A slang term for testicles is "balls", which can be a very painful part of the body to have kicked. This apparition is nothing but balls, hence the joke about figuring out the best place to kick it.
  • Pooltergeist is also a play on poltergeist, a ghost which manifests itself by moving around inanimate objects - like pool balls, for instance.
  • "Fore!" is a warning called out in golf when a ball is hit dangerously close to another golfer.
  • The color of the 1-ball in a traditional billiards set is yellow, which is also slang for being cowardly. Hence the miss message.
  • The odd combination in the critical hit message is the sequence of the odd numbered balls in pool.
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