Poison Oak trading card
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Poison Oak trading card
This is a trading card depicting KWE star Poison Oak. It's printed with a variety of useful information, for varying definitions of 'useful'. And 'information'.
Type: usable
Selling Price: 50 Meat.( In-game plural: Poison Oak trading cards) Obtained From
- Items
- pack of KWE trading card (0-1)
When Used
 Poison Oak trading card
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(Artwork by Cynn)
The back has some statistics printed on it.
Name: Poison Oak
Special Moves: Luscious Lashes and Stone in the Sword
Wins: 30
Losses: 31
Quote: "wash my pots and pans, worm!"
Fun Facts:
Poison Oak's bikini is made entirely of fresh fig leaves! She has her slaves make a new one every three days!
The Soul Swizzle Stick, the mystical artefact that Poison Oak seeks, is an instrument of pure evil from the fetid bowels of Hey Deze! Let's hope she never finds it!
Poison Oak is not a natural platinum blonde! Her hair turned white after she read eldritch secrets that mankind was not mean to know!
Your friends at KWE remind you that winners get at least thirty minutes of exercise every day!
card 7/16
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