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Play a Flute Solo
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Play a Flute Solo
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You sit on a park bench, eye it with bad intent, and play a sizzling flute solo, for X damage.
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You play a flute solo, winking at your opponent. It remembers that one time at band camp, and blushes for X damage.
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You play a scorching flute solo, winking suggestively as you play the instrument (if you know what I mean). It takes X damage from your musical double entendres.
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Notes
- Only one solo can be played per fight.
- Damage done is floor[DMG*(min(MOX,200)+(max(0,MOX-200)^.75))] where:
- MOX is the player's buffed moxie
- DMG is an integral percent between 90-110% (e.g., 90%, 91%, 92%, etc.)
References
- The first attack message references the song Aqualung by Jethro Tull. Jethro Tull is a prog band known for the flute work of its lead singer, Ian Anderson.
- The second attack message references the American Pie series of teen comedies.
- The third attack message is just a bunch of innuendo.
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