Petite Porter

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Petite Porter
Petite Porter

This is a dark beer brewed with dark malts (and perhaps a little assistance from the dark arts). Not many people like it, these days, since the frat boys flooded the economy with cheap, rice-water beer. In fact, you should throw this beer a Petite Porter Pity Party.

Type: booze (decent)
Potency: 3
Cost: 50 Meat

(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)

Obtained From

Stores
The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (50 Meat)

When Consumed

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You drink the tiny bottle of Petite Porter. You feel as though suitcases full of wonderfulness are being carried down your esophagus for you.
AdventuresYou gain 3-5 Adventures. (avg. 4)
You gain 3 Drunkenness.

References

  • Porter is both a type of beer and another name for a bellboy or skycap, thus the mention of suitcases in this item's consumption message.