Petite Porter
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 Petite Porter
This is a dark beer brewed with dark malts (and perhaps a little assistance from the dark arts). Not many people like it, these days, since the frat boys flooded the economy with cheap, rice-water beer. In fact, you should throw this beer a Petite Porter Pity Party.
Type: booze
Cost: 50 Meat
( In-game plural not known; currently impossible to determine)
Obtained From
- Stores
- The Gnomish Micromicrobrewery (50 Meat)
When Consumed
 Petite Porter
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| You drink the tiny bottle of Petite Porter. You feel as though suitcases full of wonderfulness are being carried down your esophagus for you.
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| You gain 3 Drunkenness.
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References
- Porter is both a type of beer and another name for a bellboy or skycap, thus the mention of suitcases in this item's consumption message.
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