This is a dark beer brewed with dark malts (and perhaps a little assistance from the dark arts). Not many people like it, these days, since the frat boys flooded the economy with cheap, rice-water beer. In fact, you should throw this beer a Petite Porter Pity Party.
(In-game plural not known - currently impossible to determine.)
|You drink the tiny bottle of Petite Porter. You feel as though suitcases full of wonderfulness are being carried down your esophagus for you.|
|You gain 3 Drunkenness.|