Perpendicular bat
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 You're fighting a perpendicular batThis bat is perpendicular to the ground! That makes it totally different from a regular bat!
Hit Message(s):
It flies in perpendicularly and sinks its perpendicular fangs into your neck. Perpendicular. Argh! Argh! Ugh!
It rotates you in the <skull>. Ugh! Ooh!
It makes a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein. Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole. Oof! Ouch! Oof!
It flies in at a right angle and batters you with its claws. Ooh! Argh! Oof!
Critical Hit Message:
It spins around madly and sinks its fangs into your neck. It manages to take a big circular hole out of your <knee>. Ow! Ooh!
Miss Message(s):
It tries to sink its perpendicular fangs into your neck, but you leap up and spin-dodge, Matrix style. Aww yeah.
It tries to rotate you in the <ear>, but you dodge.
It tries to make a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein, but you dodge.
It tries to batter you with its claws, but you bat it away. Batter up!
Fumble Message:
It spins around madly, trying to sink its fangs into you and cut you open. Fortunately, it just gets dizzy and collapses to the ground.
 | You gain 26-40 Meat. (average: 33.3, stdev: 3.2)* |
Occurs at Guano Junction.
[edit] References
- "Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole," is a reference to the
They Might Be Giants song Ana Ng, only with "water" instead of "blood" and "sink" instead of "hole."
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