You're fighting a perpendicular bat
This bat is perpendicular to the ground! That makes it totally different from a regular bat!
Past the bat's topmost wing, you spy an accordion, half-submerged in a gloopy pile of bat guano.
Critical Hit Message:
It flies in perpendicularly and sinks its perpendicular fangs into your neck. Perpendicular. Ugh! Ow! Ouch!
It rotates you in the <arm>. Ooh! Argh!
It makes a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein. Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole. Ooh! Ugh! Ow!
It flies in at a right angle and batters you with its claws. Ooh! Oof! Oof!
It spins around madly and sinks its fangs into your neck. It manages to take a big circular hole out of your <arm>. Ow! Oof!
It tries to sink its perpendicular fangs into your neck, but you leap up and spin-dodge, Matrix style. Aww yeah.
It tries to rotate you in the <arm>, but you dodge.
It tries to make a hole perpendicular to your jugular vein, but you dodge.
It tries to batter you with its claws, but you bat it away. Batter up!
It spins around madly, trying to sink its fangs into you and cut you open. Fortunately, it just gets dizzy and collapses to the ground.
|You gain 24-36 Meat (average: 30, stdev: 2.83)*|
|You acquire an item: batgut (15% chance)*|
Occurs at Guano Junction.
- "Blood spirals the wrong way out of the hole," is a reference to the
They Might Be Giants song Ana Ng, only with "water" instead of "blood" and "sink" instead of "hole."